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  1. Phil Sphincter..... sorry Spector has died in prison
  2. Now I know why we are called the lucky country
  3. That is either the greatest performance ever seen or Michael Moore is genuinely scared. Whichever this is just so fucked up!!!
  4. Meanwhile as the rest of the world carries on.........
  5. But how many have 74,222,958 followers? I refer to those who voted for him nothing else. But that's a scary prospect.
  6. So fucking dramatic .... So if he's going to Scotland will they let him back in to Amerika?
  7. 55555 God Bless Amerika
  8. Another reason I can't stand watching the game.......Show Ponies and Drama Queens Carry on like that in the NRL or a Rugby Test and your team mates would likely slap you.
  9. Visiting the birthplace of the nation was a sobering experience. I still prefer the original name of the nation but we move on.
  10. My driver in Port Moresby carried a Glock. I used to laugh when he walked through and set off the metal detector at Vision City and the security guards would just have this confused look on their faces. Never got stopped once.
  11. The preferred weapon of choice in Mt Hagen is the cane knife
  12. Joe Strummer bought land is south east asia to protect the jungles and it's habitats but not sure if it was in LOS. Some of his best work.....😀
  13. Second best country on the planet.I took the ex there a few years ago. We toured the south island for 12 days. One of the best travel experiences I have had. Ex was typical thai and wanted 600-7-00 pics everytime we stopped somewhere. Breathtaking scenery. Greymouth was a fav of mine
  14. The septum piercing is a deal breaker for me. Always had a thing for Alicia Keys until she got hers 😦
  15. This is as boring as F#@K for a website about Thailand But I did enjoy watching Tiger shoot 10 on the Par 3 twelfth at the Master
  16. Hang on.....let me check the shadows
  17. Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night. Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Kyle said, “Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with an older man. Let’s go back to my place.” So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says, “If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex. But while I’m sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your right hand.” Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, “Okay”. He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex. Then Sean says, “Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet. But again, hold my balls in your left hand, and my Dick in your right hand.” Kylie is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing. Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks “Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick in my right stimulate you while you’re sleeping?” Sean replies, “No, but the last time I slept with a slut from Melbourne, she stole my wallet.”
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