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  1. I think it is better to be a single parent than being in marriage and not maintaining it healthily because children learn what they see happening around them. Surely if a husband and wife are fighting they are not going to develop positive healthy attitudes in their adulthood. Sure single parenting is much for stressful as you cannot share the daily tasks with anyone but in the end I thing your children learn at an earlier age the importance of resposibility and indipendance.
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    A Chinese Olympic woman swimmer was talking with one of her team members about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places. When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my testicles."
  3. I think you will find the drug was actually developed by an Australian biotech company Avexa and trialled in LOS. Unless this a completely different HIV vaccine.
  4. Free.....good friend (Scottish lass)is a traditional barber. She does my 2 sons hair and mine the same time and just charges for them at $10 each.
  5. Good to hear allister. Never underestimate what a child observes or absorbes
  6. I thought Ned squeeled well. One of the high points of the filum.
  7. The Hangover.....LMFO Also the Bourne trilogy which I consider the best action flicks around.
  8. Document every conversation to the letter. Everything.....every little detail.
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    Tried that in the news thread :content: According to his lawyers Micheal's will contained a clause where a commorative toy whistle shaped like himself was to be released after his death. He thought it only fair the kids had a chance to blow him for a change.
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    One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!†Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours!â€Â
  11. As soon as I see the word "fought" it rings alarm bells. If you can avoid involving lawyers do so as 99% of the time they get rich and you get nothing...seen it happen so often. If she is unreasonable a lawyer will only enable her to do it more effectively. Unfortunately you sometimes need to put your own personal wishes aside in order to avoid exposing the children to an ugly battle between yourself and your ex. Just try and remain calm and reasonable even if she won't.
  12. Last couple I watched were the original Gods must Be Crazy and The Atomic Cafe. My kids didn't really understand the full consequences of nuclear weapons and Indiano Jones kind of downplayed it his latest crap movie
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    Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff? Tequila!!!!!!
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    Yeah but some get the bill paid for them....several times
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    A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout-looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?" Hooker replies, "It starts at five hundred for a hand-job." Guy says, "five hundred dollars! Holy crap, no hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes". "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, own them because I give a hand-job that's worth five hundred." Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of 500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is 1,000?" The hooker replies, "1,500." "I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of 1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
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    Little Johnny arrives home from school and there is grandma sitting on the lounge fast asleep. To his surprise she has her legs spread apart, knickers around her ankles and her dress pulled up. Johnny races into his mother in the kitchen "Mummy mummy grandma is asleep on the lounge and she has her legs spread apart and her dress pulled up and she's got a big oyster between her legs" "Now now Johnny" says his mother "That's not an oyster that's Grandma's genital" To which Johnny replies "Well it sure tastes like and oyster"
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    Why don't blind people like sky diving? Because it scares the dogs. I know not very PC but I thought it was funny and actually came from a brail joke book.
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    Why are Lawyers like sperm? Because 1 out of every million turns out to be a human being.
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    A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops" WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?! "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fuckin' arse it won't be Coco Pops."
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    While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope," replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?" Again Jimmy says, "Nope." "'You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me." Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily, "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied. "Fine," his father said. "Stand in the corner, but keep quiet."
  21. This should be interesting.....I'm taking bets on who gets booted off first... :grin:
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