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Little Johnny arrives home from school and there is grandma sitting on the lounge fast asleep. To his surprise she has her legs spread apart, knickers around her ankles and her dress pulled up. Johnny races into his mother in the kitchen "Mummy mummy grandma is asleep on the lounge and she has her legs spread apart and her dress pulled up and she's got a big oyster between her legs" "Now now Johnny" says his mother "That's not an oyster that's Grandma's genital" To which Johnny replies "Well it sure tastes like and oyster"

Why don't blind people like sky diving? Because it scares the dogs. I know not very PC but I thought it was funny and actually came from a brail joke book.

Why are Lawyers like sperm? Because 1 out of every million turns out to be a human being.

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops" WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?! "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fuckin' arse it won't be Coco Pops."

Both...

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny. "Nope," replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?" Again Jimmy says, "Nope." "'You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me." Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily, "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied. "Fine," his father said. "Stand in the corner, but keep quiet."

This should be interesting.....I'm taking bets on who gets booted off first... :grin:

How about becoming a board sponsor then...

"I guess when you're tiny like me you can pretty much hang me upside down and drill my little pussy like I was a bag of rice. But I don't mind. The feeling of having a cock gouge into my fuck hole with enormous pounding and pressure is my favorite thing in the world. Then it's up to him where he wants to shoot his massive load. Sometimes in my mouth or on my face, or my favorite inside my tiny womb." Yep....all class

So if I can get some signs put up around SC and NP saying if a strange girl offers to "Love You Long Time" Say No......you will give me credit? Maybe a extra big one at WS....

Yeah like it's going to be in the papers. I do remember one story about a guy being extradited from Taiwan for offing a few farangs and reported to be a member of the Thai Mafia. Think it was the Bangkok Post.

Ummm....didn't someone say that about 40 posts ago. Mate don't know you but to put it bluntly I think your a bit of a dill. Quiet obvious from the beginning this was personal and you were out for revenge. I still don't think you've been up front with what really happened to you. Be smart and count your losses. The only thing you are going to get from your little crusade is trouble.

Isn't it now only 11........I heard they sold one to an Saudi tourist.

Sounds good.....animal vegetable or mineral

Yep....got the new Motorola ready to go.......it does mean we will have to put up with crap OH enters though. Oh well we've survived before.

Hope your going to start with saving yer own soul first.....or was that your arse that needed saving... I forget...

This thread reminds me of a story a Blackjack dealer told me when I was on my first visit to Vegas. He said it was amazing the amount of people who blew their entire holiday budget on the first night in town. Often he said the wife and kids were oblivious to what was going on until thay had to turn the car around and head home. Common denominator......like someone else called it ....greed.

Can't be much left on that axe.... Just out of interest were your nephews scammed before or after you worked for the tour company?

I think it is called street wisdom Munchie.

Nah......I don't think they would try it on besides I eat there 2-3 times a week. Fark they have some cute girls working there.

Fair enough......just thought there was more to your post than met the eye. Reality is you don't have to be in LOS to get scammed. Took my 2 sons to a local Thai restaurant the other day for some Khao neo mamuang. They wanted greasy fries but I stood my ground. Anyway I order and we take a seat. They had a some rather large mangoes on display and the mother (family run) removes 2 from the glass cabinet. So the 2 plates arrive and although there was plenty of mango it appeared she had only cut up one and divided it between the the servings. Minutes later she delivers a single plate of Khao neo mamuang to the Thai couple at the next table and guess what....the plate contains a whole mango. I looked at her and then at their plate and then at the two plates sitting at our table then back at her. She seemed to acknowledge my observation but just looked away. We finished and payed the bill and I will never eat there again. The ironing lady wants to go in and say something to them but not sure if I could be bothered.

This all seems very personal by the OP. Also seems very certain about who he is identifying as a scammer. Does he have proof of this? Big difference between a scammer as someone just out trying to make a baht. Are touts also scammers in your eyes? Something tells me there is more to this than some friendly information... A victim perhaps of some elaborate scam.

Or maybe it did

Two guys are arguing over who has the dumbest missus. First guy says "mine so dumb she just went out and bought a car but can't drive" Second guy says " you call that dumb.....mine so dumb she's just gone away for a weeks holiday with her girlfriends and took 4 boxes of condoms and she hasn't got a cock"