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  1. Jimmy Carter never cheated on his wife and we had 7 percent unemployment, 18 percent inflation, Bill Clinton cheated on his wife every chance he could get and we had only 4 percent unemployment, 1 percent inflation and a balanced budget. Herman Cain: Because when presidents get laid, you get paid.

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  2. Sunday May 29th 2011 5 50 am - Post#892028

     

    In response to Flashermac - 27 May Meet

     

    I actually had a weird encounter after the meet

     

    To cut a long story short I am now sleeping with my divorce lawyer discussing settlements whilst getting a blow job. I told her not to talk with her mouth full.

     

    This is going to be entertaining

     

    Haha

     

    Kong

     

    Link

  3. Long but worth the read......this guy seems to have grasped it.

     

    Charley Reese's final column for the Orlando Sentinel...

    He has been a journalist for 49 years.

    He is retiring and this is HIS LAST COLUMN.

     

    Be sure to read the Tax List at the end.

     

    This is about as clear and easy to understand as it can be. The

    article below is completely neutral, neither anti-republican or

    democrat. Charlie Reese, a retired reporter for the Orlando Sentinel,

    has hit the nail directly on the head, defining clearly who it is that

    in the final analysis must assume responsibility for the judgments

    made that impact each one of us every day. It's a short but good read.

    Worth the time. Worth remembering!

    545 vs. 300,000,000 People

    -By Charlie Reese

     

    Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and

    then campaign against them.

     

    Have you ever wondered, if both the Democrats and the Republicans are

    against deficits, WHY do we have deficits?

     

    Have you ever wondered, if all the politicians are against inflation

    and high taxes, WHY do we have inflation and high taxes?

     

    You and I don't propose a federal budget. The President does.

     

    You and I don't have the Constitutional authority to vote on

    appropriations.

    The House of Representatives does.

     

    You and I don't write the tax code, Congress does.

     

    You and I don't set fiscal policy, Congress does.

     

    You and I don't control monetary policy, the Federal Reserve Bank does..

     

    One hundred senators, 435 congressmen, one President, and nine Supreme

    Court justices equates to 545 human beings out of the 300 million are

    directly, legally, morally, and individually responsible for the

    domestic problems that plague this country.

     

    I excluded the members of the Federal Reserve Board because that

    problem was created by the Congress. In 1913, Congress delegated its

    Constitutional duty to provide a sound currency to a federally

    chartered, but private, central bank.

     

    I excluded all the special interests and lobbyists for a sound reason.

    They have no legal authority. They have no ability to coerce a

    senator, a congressman, or a President to do one cotton-picking thing.

    I don't care if they offer a politician $1 million dollars in cash.

    The politician has the power to accept or reject it. No matter what

    the lobbyist promises, it is the legislator's responsibility to

    determine how he votes.

     

    Those 545 human beings spend much of their energy convincing you that

    what they did is not their fault. They cooperate in this common con

    regardless of party.

     

    What separates a politician from a normal human being is an excessive

    amount of gall. No normal human being would have the gall of a

    Speaker, who stood up and criticized the President for creating

    deficits. The President can only propose a budget. He cannot force the

    Congress to accept it.

     

    The Constitution, which is the supreme law of the land, gives sole

    responsibility to the House of Representatives for originating and

    approving appropriations and taxes. Who is the speaker of the House?

    John Boehner. He is the leader of the majority party. He and fellow

    House members, not the President, can approve any budget they want.

    If the President vetoes it, they can pass it over his veto if they agree

    to.

     

    It seems inconceivable to me that a nation of 300 million cannot

    replace 545 people who stand convicted -- by present facts -- of

    incompetence and irresponsibility. I can't think of a single domestic

    problem that is not traceable directly to those 545 people. When you

    fully grasp the plain truth that 545 people exercise the power of the

    federal government, then it must follow that what exists is what they

    want to exist.

     

    If the tax code is unfair, it's because they want it unfair.

     

    If the budget is in the red, it's because they want it in the red.

     

    If the Army & Marines are in Iraq and Afghanistan it's because they want

    them in Iraq and Afghanistan ...

     

    If they do not receive social security but are on an elite retirement

    plan not available to the people, it's because they want it that way.

     

    There are no insoluble government problems.

     

    Do not let these 545 people shift the blame to bureaucrats, whom they

    hire and whose jobs they can abolish; to lobbyists, whose gifts and

    advice they can reject; to regulators, to whom they give the power to

    regulate and from whom they can take this power. Above all, do not let

    them con you into the belief that there exists disembodied mystical

    forces like "the economy,"

    "inflation," or "politics" that prevent them from doing what they take

    an oath to do.

     

    Those 545 people, and they alone, are responsible.

     

    They, and they alone, have the power.

     

    They, and they alone, should be held accountable by the people who are

    their bosses.

     

    Provided the voters have the gumption to manage their own employees...

     

    We should vote all of them out of office and clean up their mess!

     

    Charlie Reese is a former columnist of the Orlando Sentinel Newspaper.

     

    What you do with this article now that you have read it... is up to you.

    This might be funny if it weren't so true.

    Be sure to read all the way to the end:

     

    Tax his land,

    Tax his bed,

    Tax the table,

    At which he's fed.

     

    Tax his tractor,

    Tax his mule,

    Teach him taxes

    Are the rule.

     

    Tax his work,

    Tax his pay,

    He works for

    peanuts anyway!

     

    Tax his cow,

    Tax his goat,

    Tax his pants,

    Tax his coat.

     

    Tax his ties,

    Tax his shirt,

    Tax his work,

    Tax his dirt.

     

    Tax his tobacco,

    Tax his drink,

    Tax him if he

    Tries to think.

     

    Tax his cigars,

    Tax his beers,

    If he cries

    Tax his tears.

     

    Tax his gas,

    Find other ways

    To tax his ass.

     

    Tax all he has

    Then let him know

    That you won't be done

    Till he has no dough.

     

    When he screams and hollers;

    Then tax him some more,

    Tax him till

    He's good and sore.

     

    Then tax his coffin,

    Tax his grave,

    Tax the sod in

    Which he's laid...

     

    Upon his tomb,

    'Taxes drove me

    to my doom...'

     

    When he's gone,

    Do not relax,

    Its time to apply

    The inheritance tax.

     

    Accounts Receivable Tax

    Building Permit Tax

    CD License Tax

    Cigarette Tax

    Corporate Income Tax

    Dog License Tax

    Excise Taxes

    Federal Income Tax

    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)

    Fishing License Tax

    Food License Tax

    Fuel Permit Tax

    Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per

    gallon)

    Gross Receipts Tax

    Hunting License Tax

    Inheritance Tax

    Inventory Tax

    IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax

    on top of tax)

    Liquor Tax

    Luxury Taxes

    Marriage License Tax

    Medicare Tax

    Personal Property Tax

    Property Tax

    Real Estate Tax

    Service Charge Tax

    Social Security Tax

    Road Usage Tax

    Recreational Vehicle Tax

    Sales Tax

    School Tax

    State Income Tax

    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

    Telephone Federal Excise Tax

    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee

    Tax

    Telephone Federal, State and Local

    Surcharge Taxes

    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax

    Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring

    Charges Tax

    Telephone State and Local Tax

    Telephone Usage Charge Tax

    Utility Taxes

    Vehicle License Registration Tax

    Vehicle Sales Tax

    Watercraft Registration Tax

    Well Permit Tax

    Workers Compensation Tax

     

     

    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the

    most prosperous in the world.

    We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in

    the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

     

    What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

     

    I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it

    get there!!!

     

    GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN!!!

  4. This is so fucken easy, an Aussie could have done it.

     

    I'd like to propose a thread of all USA material right here. Please feel free and actually just do it or face the wrath if you don't.

     

    Anything USA only should go here. Everyone happy?????????????

     

    Mods...Admins...Boss...I ask you to make this a sticky for those who have a problem with US posts.

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