candyfloss
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What Film (Movie) Have You Just Watched?
candyfloss replied to The_Munchmaster's topic in The board bar
I just watched Mrs Doubtfire with my Uncle Kev. My Uncle Kev says that Robin Williams isn't really a lady. -
Us Pilot Buys Pizza For Grounded Passengers
candyfloss replied to Flashermac's topic in The board bar
My Uncle Kev also says that Pizza isn't good for you. He prefers McDonalds. -
Us Pilot Buys Pizza For Grounded Passengers
candyfloss replied to Flashermac's topic in The board bar
My Uncle Kev says that any publicity is good publicity. But then he would wouldn't he. -
My Uncle Kev also says that all Asian girls are on the game. And they take it up the tradesman's entrance. In fact they prefer it.
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Not every Muslim is a terrorist. But every terrorist is a Muslim. At least that's what my Uncle Kev says. And he's got A-Levels.
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Sounds like a nice guy........
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Munchy - c'mon - give us a Trip Report!!
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A lot of Rugby Players get into trouble for gouging as well. Nasty business.
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Knock Knock Bang Bang Who's there? Oscar Pistorious.
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I'll be out in two ticks. Mahatma Coat
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Where there is love there is life. Mahatma Gandhi
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Easy Ones For Ya: I Don't Have An Opinion - & - Do You Really Want To Know
candyfloss replied to JaiRai's topic in Language
"Mai ruu si" gets the message across just as well. But then I'm no expert. Sometimes I get my "Meuwanii's" mixed up with my "Prungnee's". Cost me my leg-over that one did. Pffttt. -
Too right Teddy. Angwhel is going no-where. And that's from the horses mouth. Cos I spoke to him late last night in the Jock Strap off Silom Road.
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How was your 48-hour sanuk stopover Big Kev? Did you hit BKK and Pattaya?
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Bloody Hell. All my favourite haunts are closing down. The Ship Inn. The Offshore. Denny's Corner Bar. Please tell me Casanova is still there?
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Mmmmm. I understand your predicament. Yeesss. Tricky. I think the Jackson Five said it best: Uh-huh huh huhhh Let me tell ya now Uh-huh (Mmhhmmm) Oh baby, give me one more chance (To show you that I love you) Won't you please let me back in your heart Oh darlin', I was blind to let you go (Let you go, baby) But now since I see you in his arms (I want you back) Yes I do now (I want you back) Ooh ooh baby (I want you back) Yeah yeah yeah yeah (I want you back) Na na na na
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribou
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Whit? Nae nooky? Nae hanky-panky? Oh dear me. No. No. No. That'll not do.
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I'm just back from a few weeks in Dubai. Crumpet everywhere. Wall-to-wall fanny. Jumpin' so it was. I picked up three chinese girls in a Petrol Station for the price of an Old Dutch Ghoulash. And still had enough for a schwarma on the way home. Happy Days.
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They are revolting Munchie. I had some last week. I needed to eat some out-of-date Scampi Fries to get rid of the horrible taste..............
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I thought the one about the Hillbilly Farmer was a little bit racist, and I don't think there is any place for that sort of humour on this Board, especially after having watched Mississipi Burning last night. Having said that, I thought it was funny.
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a freudian slip. when you say one thing and mean a mother.