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Bangkoktraveler

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  1. Willard who is a High Priest of the Order of Melchizedek surely mst have a lot of magical stuff written all over his undies. Do other World leaders wear magical undies?
  2. Those undies have no magical writings. I suspect Willard's undies have all kinds of magical writings. I got it from a good source that Willard wants to discontinue body armor for the troops in favor of the more reliable magical underwear that will protect believers from any and all harm.
  3. Republicans are bitching that FEMA is not doing things fast enough........ So why are they bitching? Willard plans to get rid of FEMA!
  4. Went to a gun show last weekend. Some of the Republicans were talking about letting more air out of their tires so as to get better gas mileage. My question is why don't they run their vehicles with flat tires? Surely that should give them the ultimate mileage!
  5. Republicans claim they don't need no education. All that is needed is a damn good gun and the desireto kill all of the commies and socialist. If Jesus was here today, would Republicans want to kill hiss commie arse?
  6. Sounds like the USA should do some serious soul searching.
  7. If Willard was President he would have stripped down to his magic underwear, said some magical incantantations, and 'parted' Sandra right down 'the middle'. HMS Bounty and her Captain along with 35 other people would still be alive if Willard was allowed to convene. Why didn't Obie One temporarily turn the Presidency over to Willard so he could 'save the World'?
  8. I was thinking of starting a business where we would manufacture and sell the magic underwear. I got a feeling everybody is going to have to wear the magic underwear.
  9. God you are RIGHT! Our God damned founding Fathers are part of that damned group!
  10. I just came back from a gun show. The Republicans were saying how great the Mormons are because they are family oriented and take care of their own. I told them if they belonged to a group that took 10% of your gross you would expect the same.
  11. I don't know one person who doesn't pay taxes and some of the poorest pay a higher percentage in taxes then Willard does! The guy who lives under the bridge comes out and buys sodas, cigarettes and booze......... His tax rate on these items is higher then what Romney pays in taxes. Figure it out.
  12. Sarah should have been President and then sold her panties to the highest bidder.
  13. Maybe Willard will lead the calvary out of the 'gates' of Fort Apache just like Reagan did. Fort Apache existed but it was fortified but it was not too far from Willard's grandfather lived who left Arizona with the US Marshals on his heals. Will Willard explain why his version of that 'exodus' is completely different then what history reported? Willard claims his ancestor went to Mexico because the Mormon Church sent him. 100% lie.
  14. I can't wait for my tax cut...... The great movie hero Reagan cut taxes and the States, Counties, and Cities increased their taxes. So was there a tax cut?
  15. I hope Willard wins...... I will sue him every week for what I pay in gasoline and $1.89. He promised cheap gas...... if he can't meet his promise then I will sue him. I don't think Sarah was that stupid.
  16. When Clinton was President the country was in such bad state of affairs that the opposing party could only find fault with him over a blow job! Sounds like Obama has almost the same problem.
  17. The leader of the 'gang' believes Jesus and the Devil are brothers. This is more the norm then the .......
  18. I am going out on the limb and say Obama will win.
  19. He could have done God's work in VietNam.
  20. It is surprising the Republicans would promote a draft dodger.......
  21. I guess Billy Grahm thinks Jesus and the Devil are brothers? If Billy Grahm is a brother of Jesus then I guess he is also a brother of the Devil.
  22. Hard to swallow that Mormonism is close to main stream Chrisitanity. Mormons were considered not too long ago 'workers of the Devil".
  23. If somebody asked which party believes "Satan and Jesus are brothers" most if not all would say Democrats but this is exactly what Willard Romney believes!
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