There were three blokes, the ozzie, the pomm and the Yankee.
I don't know how it happened but all three happened to die at roughly the same time, so obviosly they all wound up outside Pete's gates at the same time. Peter said you, Australian man come forth, and so he did. Peter questioned the Aussie about his faithfullness to his wife during his married years. The Ausie explained that allthough he was a good husband it was the booze and his good *aussie* looks that let him down. Peter therefor explained that because of such behavior once admitted to heaven the car he he would have to drive for the rest of eternity would be a ex-bangkok taxi. Dissapointed the Aussie made his way into heaven in his new yellow and green chariot.
Then Peter summoned the Englishman. Pomm he said, tell me about your monogamy throughout your married years. The Englishman explained to Peter that he too was a good husband allthough on only a few occasions did he have sex outside of his marriage but on the whole was over thirty years a faithfull husband. Peter agreed this was niether good nor bad, so for eternity the Englishman was given a new Isuzu DMax to tour heaven in.
Then lastly the American. Peter summoned the American and too asked him to detail his faithfullness throughout his married years. The American explained that he was married for 35 years, his wife was the first woman he'd ever kissed let alone lost his virginity with, he never betrayed his wife, never even kissed another woman. Peter, impressed felt it was only due to reward the American for his efforts with a 7 series BWM. Overjoyed the American departed Peters gates with a burnout and fucked off into heaven.
A number of days later the Aussie was cruising around in heaven, as you would, and then saw his mate from the gates, the American. In awe of the Americans new car the Aussie guy decided to go say hi and check out the Yankee's new beast. When he went over to the car he saw the American was sobbing, distraught. The Aussie said to the American, whats wrong? your in heaven, you have this beautiful new BMW 7 Series sedan and your in tears, what's the matter with you?
The American between sobbs said to the Aussie, I just saw my wife, she was riding a scooter.....