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  1. O.K. So that answers my main concen fuck being honest. it'll get you nowhere. Kids, She knows how I feel about my kids and it scares her. We can come to a mutual arrangement easily. Again 50/50 is nice. My wife is a strange one really, sort of half way between thai and western woman. Even my mates with thai wifes say the same. She generally keeps most Thai women here in Oz at arms length. She has citizenship-passport a car/ full license, English speaking everything except a job. On paper she's as ozzie as me. But still thick and unmotivated like most.
  2. It's sort of funny, I am composing this post and recollecting my first post on NP.com. At that stage about 5-6?years ago I was whinging about the missus. Things got better, great even, but like all good things.... Sick of whats basicly selfishness. My heart is slowly movinng on (no-one else in mind) and I feel like I know where this is heading. We got married at the amphor nearly 8 years ago and have 2 girls. We are all here in Oz. We have some minor assets but one of them is considerable. There is another she doesn't really know of. I would unlike Cos be hoping to achieve 50% of what she is aware of. She knows I'm not happy and am thinking about leaving, doesn't really care either but at the same time I don't think she understands the gravity of what is more than likely going to happen. The question I have is! When assets are divided, can she find things she doesn't know about. I'm talking about an account which doesn't know my tax file number and is in Oz. Can anyone enlighten me about the processes of seperation and divorce in Oz. I have told her 50/50 is what is ultimatly better for ourselves and the kids as lawyers are expensive and will end up with a shit load of the money. She knows I love a fight so I think as long as she doesn't have to make any effort she may go go with 50/50. This is something I have never done before so am doing alot of guesswork at the moment. Damo
  3. I said to the missus last night, what would you do if I'd won money on lotto? she said I take half then leave you. I said great, here's ya six bucks now fuck off.
  4. FAT_AUSSIE

    Obsessive?

    love to, but can't afford the divorce
  5. Thai friends, how well doe's he know them. They will be the source of his dilemma. That's not saying she's an angel. IME, and in a really big way, Naughty Thai girls abroad will not associate with good Thai girls and vis versa, education and family background (money) usually differentiating between the two. If she's hocking her box, then be calculating about it, bide time, plan and execute. Think about moving on and being something better than her to the kids and when she's fucked herself, pull the rug out. Your mate can end up in front, just fucking think about it which maybe difficult seeing he's asking other for advice. Casino's IMO are for fucking thick cunts anyways, GTG won't really be found in such placees as casino's and if someone is consistantly walking out of a casino with their cash then they're full of shit. It's not the casino's who go broke first. She's obviously hocking her box. Life is too short, there are some great people out there and a great life to be had, but you gotta go get it. Kick yr mate up the arse would ya........
  6. FAT_AUSSIE

    Dear Bust

    Sounds like a young woman growing up. Shame shit happens in Oz with Farang chicks. To me it's just cock in pussy, just fun, no big deal. Either her expectations of love and life were somewhat unrealistic or she'd been burdened with demands, either by family, society, etc. WGAFck
  7. I did see on another forum once recently, a farang talking about how his wife pissed off somewhere and took his credit card with her and spent up, she was eventually sentenced to a prison term for credit card fraud. Handy having a CC sometimes.
  8. Hi guys, I really need your advice for a serious problem! I suspected for some time now that the missus had been cheating. The usual signs; the phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot... I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I always fall asleep. Anyway last night I hid in the shed behind the boat, when she came home she got out of someones car buttoned up her top and took her panties out her bag and put them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat I noticed it... a hairline crack in the outboard mounting bracket.. is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it...?
  9. a bloke was standing on his front porch watching his mother in law get beaten up by 6 men. His neighbor runs over and says to him, don't you think you should lend a hand to which he replied- Nah- 6 blokes should be enough. Fatts....
  10. some bloke takes his 19 year old daughter to the doctor, after an examination the doctor asks thhe father, is your daughter sexually active? the father replied No! she just lays there like her mother... FA.
  11. Myself and two of my friends were talking about how stupid our wifes are. Firstly I said my wifes so stupid, she went and bought a car but the silly bitch can't even drive! My mate said that's nothin', my wife's so fucking stupid, she goes and buys 300 kilo's of steaks, and we have'nt even got a freezer. Me other mate said my wife's more stupid than that! she goes on a fortnights holiday to Pattaya, packs 200 condoms and she has'nt even got a cock! FA.....
  12. What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple does'nt come on a boys face until he's 14. FA......
  13. There were three blokes, the ozzie, the pomm and the Yankee. I don't know how it happened but all three happened to die at roughly the same time, so obviosly they all wound up outside Pete's gates at the same time. Peter said you, Australian man come forth, and so he did. Peter questioned the Aussie about his faithfullness to his wife during his married years. The Ausie explained that allthough he was a good husband it was the booze and his good *aussie* looks that let him down. Peter therefor explained that because of such behavior once admitted to heaven the car he he would have to drive for the rest of eternity would be a ex-bangkok taxi. Dissapointed the Aussie made his way into heaven in his new yellow and green chariot. Then Peter summoned the Englishman. Pomm he said, tell me about your monogamy throughout your married years. The Englishman explained to Peter that he too was a good husband allthough on only a few occasions did he have sex outside of his marriage but on the whole was over thirty years a faithfull husband. Peter agreed this was niether good nor bad, so for eternity the Englishman was given a new Isuzu DMax to tour heaven in. Then lastly the American. Peter summoned the American and too asked him to detail his faithfullness throughout his married years. The American explained that he was married for 35 years, his wife was the first woman he'd ever kissed let alone lost his virginity with, he never betrayed his wife, never even kissed another woman. Peter, impressed felt it was only due to reward the American for his efforts with a 7 series BWM. Overjoyed the American departed Peters gates with a burnout and fucked off into heaven. A number of days later the Aussie was cruising around in heaven, as you would, and then saw his mate from the gates, the American. In awe of the Americans new car the Aussie guy decided to go say hi and check out the Yankee's new beast. When he went over to the car he saw the American was sobbing, distraught. The Aussie said to the American, whats wrong? your in heaven, you have this beautiful new BMW 7 Series sedan and your in tears, what's the matter with you? The American between sobbs said to the Aussie, I just saw my wife, she was riding a scooter..... FA...
  14. A young lad, just 18 years old was sentenced to a short term of inprisonment. On his first day in jail he was locked up to share a cell with only one other prisoner, Bubba. Now this bloke is BIG and UGLY, gay and hungry(for bum). After spending twenty or so minutes in the cell, Bubba wakes. Bubba looks at the boy, points and says "you, boy, were going to play a game, it's called mummys and daddys! What do you want to be boy? mummy or daddy?" The Kids freaking and says O.K. I'll be daddy, Bubba replies, Good, NOW GET OVER HERE AND SUCK MUMMYS COCK! fa....
  15. In one year,firearms killed no children in Japan, 19 in Great Britain, 57 in Germany, 109 in France, 153 in Canada, and 5,285 in the United States. http://www.bradycampaign.org/facts/issues/?page=kids Simple no guns=5000+ American children potentially alive, and thats just in one year. Im no genius but you would have to say guns cause trouble. No parent want's to bury thier child, in one year the parents of over 5000 children did. It only took one nutcase to pull this shit here in OZ, Martyn Bryant and the government axed the lot. I feel Oz is a safe place to raise my daughter whereas guns are concerned, why can't the US wake up and work out that fear breeds fear. Only Armys and Cops need guns. If Bush can wage a war on terror then he can wage a war on guns. Prevent the manufacture of firearms with automatic or semi automatic capabilities. FA...
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