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It's that time of year again, will we put 2016 to bed with some nighty time soft blankets and soothe her brow? Then will we snuggle under the blankets with her and whisper sweet nothings? Or do we cast her out on the street for the lying whore she is? I'll leave that up to you... Thai TV was generally quite disappointingly bad this year. There were some prolonged blackouts, followed by black and white broadcasts. The virus even appeared to affect most Thai websites. I suspect Russian cyber hackers, because the NEWS told me so. Whilst we are on the subject, there is a monkey in a tree that is watching the news, and the most important thing is to watch his little face in high res - the twitter of his smirk, the roll of the eyes, the truth lies in his every facial expression. Mind he is up in a very high tree and when the monkey is peering down the NEWS pipe we must accept all of this without question (don't shake the tree) - or do we? I wouldn't want to get too sentimental, but the death of Bowie was a major blow. On the positive side - help me out! Okay I know science marched on relentlessly and there were several promising things there, otherwise nowt! Of course there is always Chermarn Boonyasak, or Laila. I've always got time for Chef McDang as well with the McDang show continuing to go gangbusters. It's a very slim chance but mukbang might even catch on here, though I suppose it might be called gin taai tot. Would love to see it here in the land of the sap bpa rot. Missing Stickman, we really need a decent wrap up of the nightlife situation - this post is already getting pretty long, so I'll add one in a bit, but if any enterprising fellow, especially the Stickmeister himself might wish to comment it would be highly appreciated! All my predictions for 2016 came true! Trump president, coup in Turkey, oil price dropping to $20 a barrel, etc. Meanwhile other predictions became more solid, China devaluing it's currency for instance - but wait! Predictions will follow. So please advise, comments please are always appreciated - I'm in deep water here, but I've been modelling fairly good models out to 5 years now for a while, lol I've got quite a few cloud servers churning as I type (always good to outsource your problems), so I'll post an advisory on what will be in 2017, and most likely what will be 2022 shortly.
I've been attempting to master the art of the threesome (me, two women) my whole adult life. I first got the taste when I was seventeen. Her parents away - her best friend on a mattress on the floor - me not meant to be there at all. Well, that was sweet - they were into each other and I just frittered away at the edges so to speak, taking what I could find. Another time 21, both girls liked me but didn't know each other. It was hard work, and the spark wasn't there. It was in Pattaya that I developed the rota system. I'd realised I was a neophyte, and I needed to get the real dope. I'd choose a really popular bar girl, then get her to invite all her friends back to mine (off the books). Like a bull stud I'd service them all in my sweet time. You see, suckers will bar fine two chicks, but you're really only doubling the price, because ultimately you're only getting half the time of each girl. Oh yeah - when you're at the bar they'll sell you a completely different story, but come home time - they'll be all modest and shy - and wouldn't even look at each other. What a sweet con. This was a conundrum. I'd pace around looking at all the angles. I'm not overly given to intellectual thought, but I was stumped on this. I knew psychology was key to all this, then I stopped dead! I knew exactly how I could piece it all together - to get the perfect threesome together. McDang! McDang! Oh you bloody genius McDang! It was something he showed me about Thai women a long time before. The idea of the Super Shag Dream Team was born. Where's that bottle of suds? Back in mo