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I've been attempting to master the art of the threesome (me, two women) my whole adult life. I first got the taste when I was seventeen. Her parents away - her best friend on a mattress on the floor - me not meant to be there at all. Well, that was sweet - they were into each other and I just frittered away at the edges so to speak, taking what I could find. Another time 21, both girls liked me but didn't know each other. It was hard work, and the spark wasn't there. It was in Pattaya that I developed the rota system. I'd realised I was a neophyte, and I needed to get the real dope. I'd choose a really popular bar girl, then get her to invite all her friends back to mine (off the books). Like a bull stud I'd service them all in my sweet time. You see, suckers will bar fine two chicks, but you're really only doubling the price, because ultimately you're only getting half the time of each girl. Oh yeah - when you're at the bar they'll sell you a completely different story, but come home time - they'll be all modest and shy - and wouldn't even look at each other. What a sweet con. This was a conundrum. I'd pace around looking at all the angles. I'm not overly given to intellectual thought, but I was stumped on this. I knew psychology was key to all this, then I stopped dead! I knew exactly how I could piece it all together - to get the perfect threesome together. McDang! McDang! Oh you bloody genius McDang! It was something he showed me about Thai women a long time before. The idea of the Super Shag Dream Team was born. Where's that bottle of suds? Back in mo