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"Start Me Up" April 2003 trip to BKK/PTTY/BKK/PTTY


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Flew from NZ to see the Stones in Concert. Well as we all know the concert was canned but I still had a great mini trip.

 

DAY ONE ? (Saturday)

I was only leaving here just on eight weeks ago and here I am arriving again at Don Maung International Terminal. Im one of the first off the jet and walk hurriedly towards customs control. I must have stood in four lines before I wasn?t asked to move to the next. As soon as I had my bag it was off to Soi 11 in a taxi to try out a new place. This one of the few cab drivers that I have had that paid the toll fees himself and because of that I gave me 300 baht for the trip.

Checked into President Solitaire without any hiccups and was impressed with my room. There was a huge plasma TV screen along with a DVD player. I did a quick mini- unpack then got ready to hit Nana plaza.

First bar I tried was Hollywood rock on the ground floor. First beer and I see this dancer on stage smiling at me (well I thought) but when she finishes she jump down and runs up to another booth with this guy. I drink up and go over to Bottoms UP. Always enjoyed this bar (Thai owned I believe) as always the girls are in their birthday suits. Unfortunately there are lots of buffalos here tonight so off the first floor. Check out Cathouse, see one potential cutie-pie but decide on a gogo instead. The bouncers try to entice me into tittytwister but opt for the next bar next door where I had never been before. Wow, this looks good but after one more beer I decide to go the Hollywood bar on the top floor. Im sitting by the stage talking to a waitress whom Im considering taking back with me when N.. Plonks herself in front of me and reminds me of the good time we had 3-4 years ago. Maybe, but I don?t quite remember you babe. I talk to mama and she thinks N.. Will be the better girl. I actually was getting on fine with the waitress until N.. Came by. So I take N.. And tell the waitress next time. Sorry.

We head off back to the Solitaire and have some bedroom aerobics but she wants to go after our session. Think I gave my nana girl 1000 baht plus taxi fare. Well Im now three hours off the plane and girl-less, But the bars are now well shut. I could walk down Sukummvit and find a rough diamond or I could ring up Ple.

So I ring Ple. Ple was one of the girls from my early February trip that has been emailing me and declaring her undevoted love for me. Except of course I didn?t believe her. Lately her emails have trailed off esp. after she asked me for 15K baht for schooling fees. She later emailed me and told me she had borrowed the money somewhere and was now going to school and not working the bar etc. My plan on arriving was spend 2 days as a butterfly, then about a week with Ple before finishing off sometime in Pattaya. So, that was the plan. She?s happy to hear I am here in Bangers and will come from her home to see me. A little drunk I fall asleep and about two hours later reception is calling me to saying your g/f is here to see you. I tell them to send her up and she?s very pleased to see me of course.

We talk and end up falling asleep together. When we wake up, we have a session. She is still the same from last trip, sleeps in her clothes, no oral, no going down on her. I told her this last time and she said, she will do if that?s what I like. Suddenly her English skills are only Thai. This is not going to work I remind myself. I give her 2000 baht so she can pay her rent and go and wash her clothes.

 

DAY TWO; - (Sunday)

I don?t really do that much as Im just settling into being on vacation again. I did catch the train down to Central Chidlom to get my Rolling Stones tickets and to have some much needed brunch on the 7th floor. Very nice food court and if you go to where the starbucks coffee shop by the office supplies department there is free use of computers to check your hotmail. When I tried to get into FLB, I got into the site but then it chucked me out again saying I was authorized to view. Maybe a kiddy lock function or similar. Around 8pm I catch a cab to Soi Cowboy to see my second nanapong dance contest. The venue this time was Sheba?s. A nice bar but no where near as functional as the last venue in February when it was held at Cascade in Nana plaza. There it had a plunge pool and two flowing waterfalls on stage. Tonight this was just an average bar on Soi Cowboy and the girls weren?t as spectacular as last time either. I was standing when I arrived but finally got into a booth seat. I however had a better view of the girls when I was standing. I recall at one stage that a beer bottle broke on stage and proceedings came to a sudden halt. I still enjoyed myself as there were Heineken bottles being inserted into the depths of vaginas, tits being sucked by other girls and allover mayhem but I didn?t think it was as classy and polished as the last time. Ple was texting me and asking me where I was. I texted her back where I was and 30 minutes later she showed up all smiles and all with another friend. The friend left shortly after they had, had a drink together. I thought the show might give Ple ideas of what I might expect in the bedroom!!!

I didn?t wait for the finals as I wasn?t really enjoying the venue so Ple and I went to the Asoke Beer Bar Complex and had some more beer and ordered some chicken. After that we went back to the hotel and I was pretty drunk because I fell asleep straight away.

 

DAY THREE; - (Monday)

Ple didn?t offer any sex in the morning so I went to try out the hotels free breakfast whilst Ple slept on. I decided here that I wanted to be on my own and that I would ask her to leave as I wasn?t really enjoying myself with her. When I went back and after Ple got up, she told me she was going home to something or rather. We were talking about this and that and she asked me whether I wanted her to take care of me but at that stage I didn?t really care if I had sex with her or not. I told her it was ok and probably better if she left. She even suggested I have another girl then come back to her. Of course I agree with that compromise as at least she was out of my room. I gave her a little bit of money, she then gave me a sniff kiss on both cheeks and she was gone. We both probably liked each other but for very different reasons. Her, to get as much money out of the Falang as possible and me to probably to get as much sex out of her body as possible but somewhere along the line we were not linking.

We left together in a taxi but I got off on the corner of Sukummvit and Soi 11 and Ple carried on to her house or wherever she was heading. I checked out Asia books but wasn?t really in the mood for buying books. I just wanted to see what was newly published since I was here last. Not much, by the looks of things. I went and ate some lunch and bought a cell phone charger as I had left mine in N.Z and got a haircut. I came upon Soi 7 and thought I would check out The Beer Bar as I needed some cheering up. I was actually feeling a bit down in the dumps but I knew that was only temporally until I perked up again with a new girl.

I was looking around at all the young talent, and wondering where to position myself as all the seats along both sides of the bar were full so it would have to one of the auxiliary tables. I was passing this table with two girls, obviously on the wrong side of 25 and one of them dragged my arm. What the hell. This would be a good place to scout for talent so we started chatting. She had quite good English and I learnt her name was Porn. In the end I bought her a Singha as well as another for myself. She wanted to go with me but I really wanted one of the younger ones. A bit more beer and I knew Porn and I would be walking out together. In the end I offered her 500 baht for short-time only. Porn replied No problem and before you k new it we were back in my hotel room.

I put on a X-rated Thai VCD on the huge plasma TV screen as we gently got into it. Actually, she wasn?t a bad lay. We both fell asleep and ended up having another quick round when we woke up. Remember I told her 500 baht for short-time only. When she left about 5-6 hours later I felt sorry for her as it was nearly 11pm so I gave her 600 baht. She would have stayed all night but I wanted to checkout Soi Cowboy and for some reason had Suzy Wong?s on my mind.

I caught a cab down there all fresh and dressed and dropped Porn off on the corner of Soi11 and at that time she probably could have gone to Thermae or back to THE Soi7 beer bar or to the new talk of the town of which I am yet to visit, Galaxy.

I walked into Suzy Wong?s and within a few minutes I had company. Her name was Nok and she looked quite cute in her bikini two piece but after bar fining her and getting outside I realized she wasn?t quite as beautiful as I thought inside. We went to Sheba?s to see a friend of hers and by the time we finished there it was almost 2am so I never made it to Long gun and a couple of other bars I would of liked to have tried out.

We went back to the hotel and like last night I fell asleep again from too much beer.

 

 

 

 

 

DAY FOUR: - (Tuesday)_

I woke up to a very nice session with Porn. I did a little internet whilst she slept and got back in bed for a second session. Oh, Life is good to be me. We packed up and took a cab down to Soi 5 where there is a nice Thai restaurant on the corner. I needed a date for Thursday to go and see The Rolling Stones so I asked Porn to meet me at the Omni on Thursday at 3pm whilst I had to get the owner of the Thai Restaurant to intererp my English and write down in Thai my instructions for Thursday.

I paid Porn in the Restaurant and bid her farewell outside then I walked back to the Solitaire. Once back I packed up and checked out and got a cab. My intentions was to get a cab to the phone shop in Soi C as my phone wasn?t charging properly and then on to Ekamai bus station but in the end went all the way to Pattaya for 1100 baht incl tolls.

About 5PM I arrived into Pattaya at an old hotel of mine, The Pattaya Center Hotel. Great views but a bit tired now. I ate at The Pizza Company at Royal Gardens enroute to FLB bar. Love it on my first night as all the boys recognize me walking up the street.

Went into FLB and stayed for close on two hours. Made it out without playing a game. Amazing. Told Ben I had to go and seek my fortune. Went to Electric Blue where the atmosphere wasn?t too lively then on to Living Doll. There was a girl there that I liked the look of from January but tonight I would not get near here, once again.

Sat down and ordered a Singha and moments later a chick jumps on my boner. Im trying to get attention from this rather cute waitress as I keep slipping my hand up her wonderfully rounded ass cheeks. But the other chicks known as ?P? want my attention. She starts tonguing me. Tastes nice but she has a small but not too off-putting body dour. Between drinks Im still trying to get the waitress to go with me but it?s to no avail as ?P? has put her territorial marks on me. ?P? has smaller tits than my favored waitress.

I promise the waitress I will come back for her tomorrow (sure thing) and in the end Barfine ?P? with some reservation but am assured of a good night. We go down to FLB for one more drink and by that time im ready for noddy-noddy land. She bribes me into buying her a naval stud on walking street for 500b. I actually recoup that expense by giving her 500b less when I pay her at the end of our two day courtship. She drags me to her apartment/room near Soi 9 to grab some overnight things. Things are looking brighter before we have even begun.

DAY FIVE: - (Wednesday)(

?P? did give two rounds of no barred pounding. I was actually enjoying being with her and she just never gets around to going home today so I enjoy letting her stick around. After showering we catch a bahtbus up to the BIG C as we want to eat. ?P? drags me into the food hall there and the two of us eat one dish each of Thai food plus three fruit shakes for only 160 baht. Thought they made a mistake but ?P? thinks its right. I go and buy a new battery for my Nokia phone as it won?t charge. In Bangkok the shop wanted to charge me close to 1500 baht but this shop only wanted 450b.

We go back to the hotel after we went and played three games of ten pin bowling on Central Road above that big supermarket. Nice facilities and you can hire non-marking shoes there if you don?t have any. Thought the whole three games were a tad expensive but thoroughly enjoyed myself, although I beat ?P? three games out of three. These Thai girls need to learn how to be competitive at sports and I hadn?t played since about 1985!!! When we get back to the hotel room ?P? start?s watching Thai soap operas on the TV. We get on the beer and ?P? helps me drink k the mini-bar dry so we buy more in through room service. We drink some more beer and I start playing around with ?P?, Before long she?s butt naked and what a wonderful site as she has a weak bladder and is running off to the bathroom with her naked butt every five minutes. No towel girl this one. Later on we attempt another round and ?P? is obviously a bit pissed and she start?s blowing up condoms as balloons for fun.

She has to be at work at 7pm so she takes me back up near her apartment so we she can have her hair straightened and trimmed. We have to wait while some Katoey has its hair done up in curlers. She slips off to work on a motorcycle taxi (with Barfine in hand) and I go back to the hotel for some much needed rest.

I wake up, shower and am in TQ1 around 1Opm, have one beer here and head off to Walking Street. I have another beer in Happy a gogo and then call into Living Doll to tell ?P? I will be back for her after I have eaten. She isn?t hungry. I make it into FLB around eleven and have one drink before going to Electric Blue?s café, ?Simply Blue Café (I think) for a sirloin steak. Very nice meal and nice facilities but I was the only customer in the café for the last two hours. IT will do well but it will probably take time to build up a regular local clientele. After the meal I went to that small gogo bar between Electric Blue and FLB Bar (Belle xxx something I think) for one beer. Midnight (ish) and only me and one other customer. Just about every girl either wants to go home with me or wanted a ladies drink. Apart from one, They were all Whales (butt-ugly) so declined all their very lovely offers and went back to FLB for a couple of more drinks.

I finally made it back to Living Doll around 12.40 am and stayed with ?P? and watched the show for about one more hour before we made it back to the hotel. Since I had been in Pattaya I hadn?t been drinking solely beer but having 1 or 2 beers then 1 or 2 orange juices before switching back to beer so by the time it was time for playtime I wasn?t a bloody pissed farang.

DAY SIX: - (Thursday)

What a night, I had a very drunk bargirl running to the bathroom every five minutes or so to be sick. Wonderful girl but now I have a very drunk bargirl. So I thought we better wait for the athletics for tomorrow morning. Then she started on at me about her breasts. She told/explained/begged/wanted/needed (pick your own description) that she needed sixty thousand baht to have an operation to make her tits bigger so she will make more money. She explained that mama sun won?t let her dance because her tits are not big enough. Never thought about bargirls have this sort of stress to deal with. So all she has to look forward to is milking guys for drinks and getting a hopeful Barfine. So if anybody has got a spare $3000.00 to give to a worthwhile charity, ?P? would probably love you forever. Just kidding of course.

A friend of mine had offered to take me to Bangkok as he was also going to The Rolling Stones concert. After I checked out of the Pattaya Center Hotel I said goodbye to the very lovely ?P? and paid her off. I would have given her 4000 baht for two days but as I said earlier I deducted 500 baht for that little naval ornament.

I got picked up as arranged and we headed into Bangkok via the Motorway. I had never been this way before so it was a welcome break from the flyway. We listened to The Rolling Stones on the way in to get us in the mood for tonight?s concert. My friend dropped me off in the City after we got slightly lost after he took the wrong off ramp but that?s Bangkok for you.

I got a taxi to The Omni from near the Fortune Hotel and on the way I rang Stickman for a chat. I told him I was in town to go to The Rolling Stones concert. He told me it had been cancelled. I couldn?t believe it, I had come all this way, been through one change of date and now they cancel the whole gig. Guys I was livid. When I reached the hotel I went on the cyber café internet and checked out the thaiticketmaster.com website and there was a released public notice confirming what Stickman had told me. Thanks Mick, Thanks Guys.

I had arrived at the Omni and Porn, Who I had arranged as my date for the Rolling Stones concert was waiting for me in the lobby. She surprised me as she was dressed rather shabbily for what I was expecting. Anyhow after checking the internet and quickly checking the BKK Post for any info on the cancelled concert we went up and took our room. I rang a friend and we arranged to meet later this evening for dinner since there will be no concert to attend. Porn jumped into bed so I thought I would join her. We played around a little bit then after getting sick of watching endless Thai language channels I began watching the movie, ?Apollo Ten? Didn?t quite look as dramatic as it did when I saw it on the big screen when it was first released and it also looked a bit corny on the small television screen.

About 7pm we got ready to go out but to my dismay we had to go and repay Porn?s Barfine as the 500baht I had given her earlier in the week, she had spent it. That will teach me for paying up front. If there had been a concert tonight, That would of put my whole planning in a spin as we would have had to of been at Impact Arena by 7pm. She came back downstairs in a change of clothes thank goodness.

So we hop in a cab to go to Soi Cowboy but the fool ends up down past the Conrad Hotel in Wireless Road so Porn stops the cab and we pay him off. Seems he was taking us on a merry go round trip so next thing she is shepherding me into a tuktuk. In no time does this nice elderly Thai man have us at Soi Cowboy and he only wanted 50 baht for his troubles. I was expecting a demand of somewhere between 100-200 baht in a tuktuk but that?s what they want on Sukummvit Road.

We went into Suzy Wong?s and Porn zips upstairs to get changed whilst im tortured to watching more nude dancing whilst waiting for her. My friend whom I shall call mister ?T? was texting me that they were waiting for us at The Emporium.

So after Porn was done at Suzy Wong?s we grabbed a cab down to The Emporium and find the Chinese restaurant where mister ?T? and his girl (wow, what a catch)_ are waiting for our arrival. They have already ordered Peking duck so we each order a dish each and have a royal feast. This place was good, the food was delicious and we had a silver service waiter waiting on us as well as a chef carving the Peking duck into very fine pieces. We didn?t drink any alcohol at all but the total price for the four of us was less than 2,000 baht. We concluded that we could not eat in our finest restaurants in our own western countries for this much.

After dinner we took a cab via mister ?T? girlfriend?s apartment to pick up her sister. The five of us continue on to the South of Bangkok to look for this famous light and sound show that the girls wanted us to see. We had almost given up after being in the taxi for well over one hour whilst wondering where these ladies were taking us. We got past the Royal Palace and past Khao San Road where we stumbled upon it. What they were talking about was a very wide street that had islands as the center line. On these islands the city authorities had built replicas of elephants and other animals all distributing water to one another in the spirit of Songkran set to nationalistic music. It reminded me very much like a children?s Christmas parade except it was stationary. After being there for half an hour or so the girls started screaming that they needed toilets so wed hopped in another taxi and went back to the two sister?s apartment. Whilst all this was going on Mister ?T?? girlfriend was continually on her cell phone. She was very beautiful and she could have had a whole swag of guys at her fingertips. Mister ?T? didn?t know and didn?t care if she did or not. She was still going at it on her cell phone for over half an hour after we got back so in the end Porn and I started walking. So did mister ?T? followed by his girlfriend who had realized we were all quite pissed off with her antics. I thought Filapina?s were bad on cell phones but this girl really did take first prize. The young sister stayed behind.

We went to Sukummvit Soi 11 as we wanted to check out ?Q? bar, Nana plaza posters had reported that it was a bit of a new freelancer place but I didn?t really see any except for maybe a handful. There is a sign outside and in the toilets etc that says, ?NO SOLICITTING?. There you go! Nice décor but we only stayed for one drink each before we walked down Soi 11 and found a pub next to the Grand President. It was called Genesis and was quite nicely done out with small cubicles, a pool table and general bar area. I had to close my eyes each time I went to the toilet as there was a big poster advertising tonight?s Rolling Stone?s concert.

We played pool for a while with some Thai girls. Not sure if they were on the make but one was very cute. At around 2am mister ?T? returned to his hotel with his cell phone lady whilst Porn dragged me back to Suzy Wong?s. I thought we won?t be here long as they were closing up but wrong. We ended going upstairs where there is another little bar set up with pool tables for after hour drinking. One guy was up there passioning up one girl and they walked off together holding hands and ten minutes later she was back without the guy. I asked her what happened and she told me the guy didn?t want to pay ? He thought it was free pussy! Sorry dude, this is Thailand and nothing seems as it appears.

 

DAY SEVEN: (Friday)

About 4am we went back to the Omni and had a nice session. We got up again around 9.30am and caught a taxi down to Central Chidlom as I wanted to get a refund on my tickets. However we were told we had to go down to The Emporium Towers (where we had dinner last night) so we went and some breakfast in the food hall upstairs while we waited for mister ?T? to arrive with his girlfriend. They each got some breakfast and we went to repair Porn?s watch while they ate. She had a little bit of moisture inside the glass and it only cost 50 baht to repair. Never in the west.

Three of us caught the skytrain down to The Emporium. Mister ?T? girlfriend had disappeared so he reasoned that she knew where to find the car if need be. I paid my girl her overnight fee minus 500 baht for the advance Barfine that she had already spent and she got off the skytrain at Asoke station. We got our refunds at Emporium Towers and I said goodbye to mister ?T? for a goodnight the previous evening. I took a cab back to the Omni towers where my friend from Pattaya was waiting for me and we drove back to Pattaya.

After I checked in back at my favorite hotel, The Residence gardens. This time the bedroom had a slightly different configuration as it was a corner apartment. After unpacking I didn?t really do anything apart from connect my laptop to the internet and spent about three hours absorbing information from another Bangkok website I had heard about but hadn?t really checked it out. It was called ?Bangkok Tonight?. There was really nothing very different than nana plaza or FLB site except it was reticulated in a different form. But I was interested in some other information as I wanted to try out some different experiences when I re-returned to the city of Bangers.

About Eight ? Thirty I got cracking, took a shower and put on some fresh clothes before dining at The Captains Corner where I love their N.Z. steak with peppercorn sauce. After eating I went down to Walking Street and decided to start at Big Willy?s. I hadn?t been in here before but the waitress?s are quite friendly as well as a few being quite alluring. They were trying to introduce many dancing maiden?s to me and there was one who would of looked after me fine but I wasn?t quite ready to do the Barfine thing as yet. Next I went to a couple of bars in Soi Diamond before succumbing to my local, The FLB. Pete was there so I stayed and chatted with Pete for a good hours. It was about 12.30 ? 1am when I thought I better pay up and move on to find my company for this evening. I was just standing near the bar when I first saw her. Wan introduced me to ?Nat?, our new girl Floyd. She?s a good girl. Yeah, Yeah. So I bought Nat a drink, she had this very different Angelic face, almost like a Chinese doll. She was very demure and a nice lady to talk with. In the end I asked her if she wanted a b/f and she nodded. Pete was winding me up. I was telling him either this new girl was going to a fizzer or very good.

Nat grabbed her things and we walked over to favorite place before going home to The Residence Gardens. I enjoy eating hamburgers at hamburger Denmark on second Road at the back of Soi Diamond. The manageress is a nice lady, not much English but always smiles at me. Thinks im a Pak Wann. Whilst I was eating Nat said she would be back in a moment. No problem. I offered Nat some food but she said she was full. Five minutes later she is back with her Honda motorcycle which I find out later is owned by her Sister. So I ride on the back of her motorcycle and Im thinking to myself that this is cool.

We park up at the front of the swimming pool out on the road and Nat tells the guard something in Thai. Probably to guard her bike. We go upstairs to the apartment and after I said this girl looked very angelic. Never judge a book by its cover. I was expecting average service from Nat so let me tell you guys now especially if you are in Pattaya now or about to hit there, that Nat is the dynamic Sex machine that I had been looking for yonks but had been unable to the sexual satisfaction that I had been yearning for. I don?t go into details now a days but all I will say is you-won?t be disappointed. Beautiful flawless body, nice ample breasts that stay hidden of all their fullness until under the bedcovers and a beautiful sweet smelling pussy that I wouldn?t tire of to quickly. Now by making this statement I have probably taken Nat from quiet unassuming bargirl to a super star but I was left very satisfied.

Nat was previously married to a Thai guy for around eight years or so and says she has never worked in the bar industry before. This is Thailand so I am a little unsure on that count but like I said in a post whilst in Pattaya, if she has never worked in a bar before, her ex - husband must have been a very good teacher.

After we had been going like rabbits for almost two hours Nat had shower and wanted to go home. I was bummed out but allowed her to leave. Her story was that she had to take sisters motorbike home. I was again disappointed because if she was prepared to give me the full GFE, I probably would of bar-fined her until I went back to Bangkok. After she left I had considered going to the beer bars to find another companion but dismissed it because none would of measured up to her sexually, I was well spent, The bed sheets were in a mess and at 4am in the morning it would have been a real rough diamond so I had another beer and slept instead.

DAY EIGHT; (Saturday)

I woke up bright and early since Nat left last night/ this morning after we were through. Mai-Pen-Rai! And I heard today was the beginning of Songkran. I had breakfast downstairs, and then spent some time on the internet before sleeping some-more then going down town for a while. Last trip when I was in town, Rightsaid held a party and I ate before hand. This time I remembered not to make the same mistake and wondered down to FLB bar around 8.30pm in time for the party. I ordered a drink and made myself quite comfortable at the end of the bar. I was just sitting there quietly with a couple of guys people watching. Very entertaining value. A little while later and I saw Nat and she came up to me and said hi. I bought her a drink and we were just sitting there and talking. Soon the food was ready so I asked Nat whether she wanted to eat. Not yet but she took me outside so I could eat. A little bit later on she asked me if she could go over to another table a and come back. Seems these two guys wanted to buy her and another girl drinks. I was a little bit peeved off as I was the one sitting with Nat but it gave me time for my eyes to wander over all the available girls at FLB. But I still wanted Nat in my bed tonight after the dynamic performance she gave me last night.

The first round of the dance contest got under way

 

The other table party broke up and they pay the bartab. Nat comes over to see me and asks me if I want to Barfine her. I tell her yes but only longtime. No longtime, no Barfine. That way she has the choice of whom she wants to go with. Then she asks me how much I pay for longtime. I gave her 1500 last night for short time so I realize I have to up it a little bit. I OFFER Nat 2K for tonight. Nat accepts. Jeez before I met Nat I never paid anybody 2K except in the gogo bars. But she is very good and turns me on in the right places if you know what I mean.

I realize one of the guys from the other table has come back and is talking to Nat over at the bar. She comes and tells me that he wants to Barfine her as there is nobody as good as her. My suspicions are that he is an expat and has been with her before. Tell her that he can have her another day which gets a sniff kiss on my cheek. In Thailand as the saying goes, you never miss your girl- you just miss your turn!

 

I realize that Moulee and Wan have introduced another girl to this expat guy. Thanks ladies as things are beginning to feel a little uncomfortable.

I pay my bar tab incl Nats Barfine and we leave. We go to Nat?s sisters business in Soi Diamond up the narrow lane where she has a hair-dressing salon. The motorbike from last night is parked up and then we walk it out via Walking Street before she starts its motor. We go back to Hamburger Denmark and have a burger on the way home. Nat grabs some Thai food from one of the vendors and we eat together at Hamburger Denmark. I buy something also for the manageress to eat.

We then go back to the Residence Gardens where Nat gives the guard her motorbike keys. He comes back to our room (#401) with the keys. I give him a small tip as Nat explains that he parked the bike downstairs in the garage off the main street. With the house keeping out the way we go to bed and have a very nice long session. I was glad to be me.

 

TOMORROW; SONGKRAN BEGINS, SOI SIX AND A HOHUM FINAL CHOICE IN SOI DAIMOND

 

DAY NINE: (Sunday)

I wake up to another nice session with Nat before we get up and shower. I ask her if she wants breakfast so we order room service breakfast. After breakfast she wants to go home so I pay her and bid her goodbye. I really like Nat but there is a slight barrier between her and me. I can?t put my finger on it and if that barrier hadn?t been present I would have done a longtime Barfine with her until I left Pattaya. Tonight is my last night in town on this very short trip so I might try and seek out a hot, young stunner. We?ll see?

After Nat left I spent sometime on the internet until my credit on my internet ran out. Not bad as I had been using the card in Thailand since my last trip here in January. One of the reasons I like the residence gardens so much is because of their dataports but they could go a notch better like having the dataport attached to the telephone then you could move the phone around the suite to the three available telephone jacks and attach your laptop nearby. At the moment I have the cord sprawled right across the living room when im online.

So later that morning I took a baht bus up to the Big C shopping center. On the way I could see Songkran had started in earnest as some passengers were quite wet already. Well I hope the bastards don?t get me as I bought my camera with me today.

Once at Big C, I ate again at Thai Thai. They are in the courtyard as you walk up and are a little bit like the McDonalds of Thai cuisine. I usually eat there at least once every trip and find their food quite tasty. After eating I purchased a new loxinfo card at the internet shop run by a jolly Farang. I walked around a little and as I was leaving I noticed Farangs standing outside with water guns. Opps, so I slipped out the back door that takes you past one of the Sabai Massage parlours.

I walked down Second Road until I came to the infamous Soi Six. I walked down there with many people threatening to pour water on me but when they saw my digital camera they just sprinkled a little bit on my leg or somewhere to celebrate the occasion and spirit of Song ran. I walked past the famous Kingkong Bar where I had an unforgettable experience about two years ago and there were many other bars to temp you inside. I walked all the way down to Beach Road then walked about half way back to where two girls of good looks from Blue Hawaii Bar dragged me in. It wasn?t long before Ohm from Chiang Mai was dragging me next door to an apartment Building next door for some short time fun. She was a nice girl, nice lightly coloured skin, Good service but not mind blowing. She wanted me to take her longtime overnight but I needed to get another in before I left town so I declined her lovely offer. I think I gave Omh 800 baht and that incl use of the short time room and was all inclusive of her tip and Barfine. I may have given her a tip on top but can?t remember now. After I left there I wandered along Beach Road a little before I caught a baht bus most of the way back to the Residence gardens.

When I got back I checked that the loxinfo card worked and it was fine so I put some photos on the FLB board of first day observations of Songkran. That is one of the reasons why I will continue to use the RG is because you can connect to the net and post pictures as often as you like. There is a very good internet shop next door with good speed but you just can?t post pictures there unless you use floppy discs but that is very time-commsumming.

Afterwards I got ready to go out for my last evening in Pattaya on this very short but sweet trip. I had dinner once again at the Captains Corner. Did I say that I like their BBQ steak with peppercorn sauce. Yummee! I went down to FLB Bar after eating and had two or three drinks. Seemed there was an after match recollection of last nights events and of big Kev polishing off a whole row of about twenty four shooters one after another. That feat should have at least earned him a free Barfine. Hmmmm. I met Nat and we exchanged loving pleasantries. She explained she was going out with friends tonight (more likely she had a pre-arranged Barfine) but that was OK as I felt like batting alone tonight. I wished her the best and after finishing up my drinks I said goodbye to everybody. See you as usual on my next trip.

After there I went to Dollhouse, And Honey agogo and saw one or two possibilities but nothing special. When I was walking past the beer bar on the corner of Soi Diamond I got called over and the TG there said that her friend had gone for dinner but she knew me. I was puzzled as I had never bar-fined anybody there before. I shrugged it off and decided to visit Living Doll where my lovely Porn worked. I slipped in and took a vacant bench seat up the back and slipped in and ordered a Singha. I had been there for about ten minutes and thought I had got in un-noticed. Then she saw me, Porn ran up and threw her arms around me. She had redone her hair once again and it looked quite nice. I wanted to go with her but was just looking for miss 18 year old superbody out of a gogo tonight.

It was time for Soi Diamond and as I walked past that beer bar again Bhar was screaming out at me. Yes, I had bar-fined her late one night in January but she had worked in another beer bar. She had a nice body for an elder girl. (26-27 y.o)

I started at Paris where I had a good time in January. Rat or her friends were all on a night off. Some other girl tried to impress herself upon me but I fobbed her off so then proceeded to Super girl then SuperBaby. Funny the other day when you were here they were all trying to go with you but you had somebody waiting for you elsewhere but when you are looking none look that Appealing. Next I went to Frozen a gogo where I had never been before. Wow, this place was rocking. Lots of hotties here and shortly my-dream-cum-true-18-year-old is accepting a LD from me. We are getting on fine but then start mentioning Barfine. She wants to go but she doesn?t seem very interested in LT. She?s interested in ST but im not. Damn I let her slip away. She had such a beautiful beaver, hardly any hair down there and no fat. I will have to return to this gogo bar next trip for sure. But in my crusade for a LT GFE I decided to look else where. Next but lastly I went to that gogo nestled in between Supergirl and Paris. It was getting late like something around 1.40am so I walked in, saw there were some girls and ordered a beer. Went to the toilet and scanned the stage. Then I saw her. Not my 18-year-old-gogo-hottie but she looked friendly, wouldn?t bite and had tits.

I got her down off the stage, bought her, mamasun and 1 other girl a LD each and concluded business. Her name was Laio, probably in her mid twenties and available tonight. She went off to change while her friend kept pestering me about her coming with us as well. Well I had already had a ST in Soi 6 so I think one girl will be ample tonight.

Laio came out in jeans and a nice flowery blouse. We went off to Hamburger Denmark and had my regular cheeseburger on the way home. We made it to Res Gardens around 2.30am and had a nice session. Not as mind-blowing as Nat nor did I expect it to be. But there was another mind-blowing experience about to enter my bedroom.

TOMORROW; Bangkok AND cm2 (the expensive freelancers pick-up joint)

 

DAY TEN: (Monday)

I woke to another session at my prompting and then sent Laio on her way. Nice girl but I should have either taken the 18 year old beautiful pussy from Frozen last night (even if it was ST) or gone back and taken P from Living Doll and gone out in style in Pattaya.

After I had packed my bagged and was ready to leave around 12 noon I walked down to Second Road near the Soi Diamond entrance where I knew there were taxis available. I didn?t want to take the bus today as Songkran would be near full force in BKK. I was able to negotiate a taxi to BKK for 900 baht. I hopped in and went back to the Residence Gardens and picked up my bags and paid my bill. It was an interesting drive as we traveled through Chonburi there were many young Thaïs on trucks having water fights. You have to remember there were no Falangs in this area so you can?t say it is Falang influenced anymore. The same when we got into the high numbers of Sukummvit in BKK. Many Thaïs were drenching each other. I made it to the hotel that I really enjoyed last trip, the 5 star Conrad located in Wireless Road between the NZ and USA embassies at All Seasons Place. Very professional welcome here and in no time I was up in my room on the 25th floor.

There was a message from my old girlfriend, Pim who I had a relationship for about six months. I had emailed her during the week to tell her I was in Thailand and would be staying at The Conrad today. She had rung up and left a message saying she would ring me around 3pm. I unpacked a little bit and dozed off until Pim rang me around 3.40PM. She has since married an American English school teacher and is very happy with her life now. She never really sold herself but was very fringe when I met her. We actually were very good soul mates and is probably my Thai love of my life. We still communicate by email/telephone but we don?t physically see each other because I think she realizes the evitable will probably happen. After a nice little talk with Pim I unpack for the last time this trip and manage to connect my laptop through the dataport on their telephone. Nice because last time I stayed at the Conrad hotel, I paid 640 baht for 24 hour high speed internet access. After setting my room up for two more nights of activities I caught a cab down to Central Chidlom and bought a very nice pair of leather Italian boots designed for western feet rather than Asian. They were discounted down to 3,300 baht. I had some dinner on the 7th floor before returning to my hotel.

Around 7pm I caught a cab to Nana plaza. I had never been here this early since I first began visiting here and a bunch of us horndogs used to meet in front of one of the bars before beginning our prowls. I went into Rainbow one (the one in the corner) and ordered a cola. Wow, I thought as I sat down. Now I know I have been getting some leftovers when I have been looking around 1am. Some very beautiful and busty dames. I was getting a lot of smiles from two or three that I was interested in but they went off to the dressing rooms when they came off stage so I paid up and went off to playskool. The talent wasn?t so hot here but there was one that I was mesmerized by on the stage. When she finished I called her over and bought her a cola. Yeah, she was incredibly beautiful with the right sized boobies to send me to Buddha and back. She had to go back and do a short lesbian show so that got me thinking to Barfine her for LT and take a friend of her choice for ST. However when I put this to her she told me as it was Songkran and barfines were 800 baht per girl. Quick mathematics? told me that she probably would be 3000 LT, her friend 2000 ST plus drinks plus barfines I was going to be looking at about 8000 baht. I told her I would come back tomorrow when barfines had come back down. After I left there I caught a cab down to cm2 at Siam Square Novotel. I had been here before but only with my Missus when I was staying upstairs but had looked at all the freelancers working the scenes and in fact one tried to pick me up whilst the missus was in the toilet. The entrance fee tonight was 495 baht and that incl all juices, local spirits and draught Carlsberg. I walked in and got a Carlsberg and surveyed the scene and available talent. I didn?t really see anything that really struck me. There was one lady sitting by herself who was definitely on the make but looked like mutton dressed as lamb. She smiled at me but if I was going to pay the reported higher tip here I was hoping for something that looked a little bit classy and was also pleasing on the eye. Then I went over near the bar and we found each other. She was with another Thai girlfriend who couldn?t speak any English and she sent her on her way. We just started chatting away and before long we were dancing to the band on the disco floor. Tan could speak very fluent English, She appeared a little bit on the chubby side but I am a sucker for big tits even though I enjoy small petite women. I didn?t have to pay for any of Tan?s drinks as she had already paid her own entrance fee inside. We danced, embraced. Laughed and talked until cm2 closed around 2.30am. I was expecting to drop 3,000 baht tonight on Tan but when we spoke business earlier on she wanted 4,000!!! More than I was expecting to pay out but I was really enjoying myself with Tan and she probably has to account 500 baht for her entrance fee so it was really only 500 baht more than what I had budgeted for.

On the way home in the cab she stopped the cab to buy some sticking plasters out of her money as I had somehow cut myself at cm2. I thought that was a nice touch of things yet to come?..

Tan was another fine young lady who was everything thing in bed I wanted her to be. Apart from being slightly chubby she was a ten up there in the sack along with Nat from FLB bar. She touched me in all the right places, sucked on my balls until they almost turned blue and gave me a very pleasing deep throat BJ?s one after another until I thought she was going to suck the spleen out of my spine. She was true ten in bed and after a long session after returning from cm2 I happily fell asleep with Tan beside me in my big king-sized bed at the Conrad dreaming of many naked Thai girls on this April trip.

 

DAY ELLEEN (Tuesday)

We woke up and had another session. I had a feeling that Tan guininely liked me but I really wanted my last night in town to be with something fresh. After we were up and ready to go we took a taxi together down near that shopping center Carone, and went to McK for breakfast. I let Tan do the choosing, She was rattling all these foods off and then before long Tan had turned on this boiling unit that was at every table. She started by putting vegetables in followed by the various meats and fish that we chose. We consumed quite a lot but there was food still left over which I told her to take home to her family which Im sure she had ordered enough for. As we were about to leave a tip and was just getting up I tripped my drink over and it spilled allover my shorts. It was a mess and I couldn?t walk around Bangers like this all day. Tan took me upstairs to a budget department store where I ended up buying a new pair of shorts for a mere 89 baht. I went downstairs to see Tan off in a cab; she wanted to know if I wanted to come home to meet her family. I reluctantly declined but later on silently wished that I had. Mai pen rai.

After Tan left I went to Robinson?s next door and purchased a nice Hawaiian styled shirt for tonight. I then walked up to Fortunetown where I purchased a couple of movie DVD?s and a live concert of Queen. I then walked across the road to the Parisian inspired massage parlour, Champs Eleysee?s where I thought about going in as the ?open? sign was displayed but had already insisted on my first Eden experience or I would have been reporting on Champs instead.

I then caught a cab to Sukummvit where we drove past the vast Makkason unused railway land that the Govt is considering using for a new hotel, mall, retail development and a Bangkok rail terminal to transit passengers from Bangkok to the new airport now being built. When I got to Sukummvit I firstly went to Asia books and bought a couple of novels set in Thailand as I always do and found a interesting pictorial and text book on Jakarta. Then it was off to Soi 7 beergarden to see if there was anybody interesting working. There were one or two faces but I wasn?t buying but I ordered a cheese burger and a couple of drinks before my nose led myself to Eden for my first visit. Actually I had been outside before but had never entranced my way through the door. Well this time?

 

I don?t think any narrative text is required here

 

I will let the pictures tell the story.

 

Well I had a nice time.

 

After we were done I gave each girl a 500baht tip and left Eden smiling.

 

All in all it was a nice experience,

 

I don?t think I will be in a hurry to return as I thought the whole experience was rather mechanical. If you could find a true woman-woman double act from the bars the experience might come out a whole lot better as reported by other posters. I caught a cab and returned to the Conrad to prepare for my last night in town.

 

LATER TODAY: My last night and the only girl that I bar-fined that I actually hated before taking her home.

 

After going back to the Conrad, I downloaded all the images from my Eden experience (see previous part) I had a rest then got ready for my last night in town. I did all the normal preparations, Camera all charged up, showered and changed into some fresh clothes then took a cab down to Sukummvit Soi nana. After two trips of staying at the Conrad, I always meant to see how long the walk from Wireless Road to Soi nana would take. I know its only one train-stop but you would probably be all sweaty from the short walk. My guess would be in the range of 25-40 minutes if you include the walk from the Conrad hotel. But I have never done it because I stuff around in my room watching MTV so always end up taking a taxi anyway.

I got the taxi driver to take me to Soi 9 where Gulliver?s Bar was located, Gulliver?s is currently the newest and hippest new bar on the Sukummvit circuit and man was I impressed. It was like a big normal sports bar back home and décor was nicely fitted out with a couple of bars, eating area and chic? sitting areas. There weren?t that many punters present (Tuesday night) but all it would take is I had one beer before deciding to go somewhere showing some flesh and headed straight to nana plaza. .

I was going to go back into playschool at Nana Plaza and see if miss-busty-and-I-bring my-friend-for-a-3-some was available for tonight but first I popped into Bottoms-up for one beer. Some TG tried to nozzle up to me ? suggesting we go boom boom but she didn?t really tickle my horn-bone. Next up I dragged myself up to the first floor and some hello girls ushered me into their bar. The bar was angelwitch. I had never been here before so was surprised by that fact as I had done many nights of drunken debauchery here over the years.

I took a bench seat up the back and surveyed the bar whilst waiting for an obligatory Singha beer. It was in reality quite a small bar but the guy who designed the club had made excellent use of the space and it actually looked a lot larger than it actually was. Also the management of the bar had actually dressed the girls in classy leather outfits similar in style like a playboy bunny but in jet black. On top of that, the management had decided to produce a well presented show rather than the sleazy ones produced at most other bars in Thailand.

I was on my second beer when she saw me and shot a radiant smile at me. Of course I fired a smile back but I had, had my eyes on another TG dancing with her. After her set was over she came up to where I was sitting and introduced herself as Yook or something that sounded close to that name. She started touching me and another beer down, with a lady drink for her Yook was beginning to look quite beautiful under my semi drunken haze. There goes my playschool miss-busty-and-I-bring my-friend-for-a-3-some dreams for tonight as I Yook accepted my proposal of marriage for one night. We paid up and she tried to ring her friend on her cell-phone. She happened to be in the bar I went on my first night on this trip, Hollywood 2, so we trample off there to meet her friend. Her friend whose name eludes me now so we?ll call her Lek is with a cool Brit guy who is on his first night in town. Lek is apparently his regular girl when in town but they are looking for a second girl to join them. They are having a blast so we join their little party and I get natting with this Brit guy and he tells me of all his trips to LOS, he has never been to Pattaya. I tell him he doesn?t know what he is missing. After an hour of drowning more beer and a couple of rounds of tequila we head off back to the girls home bar ofAngelwitch. Well what do we do but order more drink.

A couple of drinks later and it was nearly closing time so we hopped in a cab and went back to Gulliver?s for a late night meal but their kitchen was already closed so we ended up at the Nana hotel for a meal. It was here that I wasn?t really sure if I wanted to take Yook back to my room. She was saying things, like how much you pay me, I go after we boom boom. I think her girlfriend Lek may have got into her and told her that the Conrad was a very nice hotel and if I can stay there then I can afford big money. The four of us are sitting there in the nana restaurant having a good time so I turned around and told Yook that you can go now, I will pay for your meal but I don?t need you now. She must of seen 2000 baht flash by her window as she softened a little bit. I was ready to walk as I knew I could pick someone up reasonable attractive in the carpark or down near Thermae or even go upstairs to Suzy Wongs. (As I reported in an earlier part of this trip report)

I really regretted taking Yook back to the Conrad, but we didn?t do anything that night. She serviced me in the morning and it was only so-so. I wouldn?t rave about it. When I went to kick her out she wanted 300 for her taxi as she claimed she lived 2-3 hours away. Bullshit. I didn?t give her 300 but it was more than my usual 50 baht. I was glad to see the back of Yook and I have never hated a girl before taking her to my room like I did with her.

 

DAY TWELVE: (Wednesday)

Today was home day and what a way to go out, with a bad experience on my last night. I thought of running up to Soi seven to get a TG from Soi seven beer bar. But I wouldn?t need to.

I ate my breakfast in the Conrad by myself at 450 baht per person plus, plus. It was a nicely presented high class buffet breakfast. Whilst there I saw a homosexual farang eating breakfast with his Thai boy lover. I didn?t need to see that after my bad experience from last night.

Anyhow I took a taxi down to Central Chidlom and went shopping for a couple of articles that I had been asked to buy. I was almost ready to buy a beautiful teak office chair at 6000 baht to take home with me on the plane when I noticed it had a big crack underneath. I enquired if they had anymore but was told that was the only one so I shelved that plan. Instead I ended up buying a beautiful silk shirt at Jim Thomson?s for about 3100 baht. It was while I was here that Tan from cm2 disco rang me and told me she was on the way over to see me before I leave Thailand.

I had only been back at the Conrad for ten minutes when she rang me from down in the lobby. Well needless to say we got freshly acquainted again with what little time we had. Even though she is a bit on the chubby side Tan is excellent in bed and made me a happy man once again after completing two rounds with her. We got dressed and I packed up my belongings before going downstairs so they could clean the room. Before checking out we went to the pool and had some juice. I was totally amazed at the Conrad?s pool and setting. It was the nicest hotel pool I had seen in any hotel I have stayed at so far..

After checking out we took a cab to the airport. Tan wanted to see me off. I hate being seen off as it totally unnecessary I am sure your TG is after any unspent Thai baht that you may have left over. Well I paid her well but as usual she wants to see me when I come back. As I earlier said I like her company, she is great in bed but just a little bit on the chubby side for me. There?s no love alarm bells ringing but she speaks and understands almost perfect English. We?ll see. I arrive Back in Bangkok on 29 December..

 

 

 

 

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wow finally a trip report also on this board now :applause:

I'm always impressed how some guys would spend valuable sanuk time uploading trip reports, photo's etc. while in holiday.

Personally I occasionally post reports while in the field, but mostly wait untill back home when the blues kick in :drunk:

 

anyways care to explain a bit more about that 'galaxy' on soi9 :dunno: think you meant to say gullivers soi5 right :grinyes:

 

sorry to hear you let yourself be persuaded into AW & thus missed out on the playskool chick & her lesbian friend :hubba:

 

keep it up

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