Guest Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 A "Farang Conspiracy" has been offically organised to economically plunder Thailand (well, at least the bits that PM Thaksin hasn't YET stolen or wasted). The purpose of OFFICIALLY organising is to firstly ensure that shagging Thai Bar Girls remains cheap and secondly to provide positive proof to the Thais that such a conspiracy actually exists (rather than them having the "excuse" of piss poor and corrupt economic and business managemnt). To initiate the conspiracy we are going to target the Baht / USD exchange rate (always an old favourite!) - the principal reason is that it is like "shooting fish in a barrell". As well as bringing economic "benefits" to the Farang in general (it's always nice to do some good deeds) it should also generate a few extra dollars for those "Official Farang Conspiracy" members who take part, although part of proceeds will go to a special "keep Thaksin in power" campaign fund (based of course in the BVI) on the basis that the longer he stays as PM the more sh#t he will try and hide away, which will ultimately have benefits for "Official Farang Conspiracy" members. Our first target is to move the USD/THB exchange rate by approx 5% from 45.6 to 48.5 by the beginning of October 2001. Our second target will be to buy up all the Dean Barrett books we can lay hands on, and then wait for STICKMAN to build up demand to a fever pitch so that we can sell our stocks at an enormous profit. The third target is rather technical and involves a bond issue based on the securitisation of the future earnings of massage parlour girls. Further details to follow. Remember, as Ghandi said:- "IF YOU ARE NOT IN YOU CAN'T WIN" Once you are a member of the "Official Farang Conspiracy" you will receive a special limited edition T-Shirt printed in English AND Thai with the words "YES!, THERE REALLY IS A FARANG CONSPIRACY" on the front and on the back the words "I LIKE THAILAND BECAUSE IT'S WARM, CHEAP AND HAS THREE HOLES". The T-shirt will also have a special "Katoey proof" pocket for your wallet. Please state the size required S / M / L / Extremely rich. If no wallet pocket required simply state "backpacker" model when ordering. Sign up now at the usual address. BTW the value of your investment can get pissed against the wall, instead of going up. [ July 17, 2001: Message edited by: David_66_UK ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spirit_of_town_hall Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 I'd put very good money on the £ to baht rate being 76 to the £. After the election blip it has risen steadily and the borrowing of Thailand is increasing. All the economic and political indicators point to crash similar if not worse than the 97 crash. The Thai millionaires have already been transferring their money out, anyone who is friendly with a Chinese bank manager in BKK ask him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashman Posted July 17, 2001 Report Share Posted July 17, 2001 Are there any grassy knolls in Bangkok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2001 Report Share Posted July 18, 2001 Not that I'm aware of Ash. Perhaps the dusty patch of ghetto swamp under the Rama IX bridge will do. ?? There are plenty of classy holes though . Is there a book depository? Or perhaps it would have to be a comic depository.. =============================== Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattaya127 Posted July 18, 2001 Report Share Posted July 18, 2001 And plenty of Chantaburi "Rubys" to finally cover up the contract.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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