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Pattaya trip report (not the same as Phil's trip!)


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Just so people don't get the wrong idea about Pattaya from reading Phil's account of his exciting weekend there, here's a Pattaya trip report from earlier this year.

The trip begins

Before I left BKK, I called Miss Super Girl to try and set up a date for tonight, but she said she was "busy" tonight but could see me tomorrow. I told her to call me when she had time for me. I waited over an hour for the bus as they sold me a ticket on a non existent bus and wouldn't let me on the first bus and almost didn't let me on the next bus until I started to complain. They put me in the front of the bus next to the driver to shut me up and I made it to Pattaya just after 6 pm and checked into the Sabai Inn.

Ate dinner at the mall food court and then I strolled around Walking Street. Ran into Miss Super Girl on the street with her "date". I have always maintained that if we saw a picture book of all the guys these girls have gone with, we would never go with any of them! This guy was total Euro-trash (no offense to the non-trashy Europeans), shaved head (no offense to bald people), totally tatooed and pierced (no offense to F and D-LOL) and just looked like a soccer hooligan (no offense to decent soccer fans). She made polite small talk with me and I told her to have a good night (yuckkkkk!).

I hadn't decided if I wanted to see my beer bar girl or my soapy girl or try someone new, so I strolled down Soi Post Office and thought maybe an early evening BJ would be a nice start to the night. Saw a gal sitting outside the Pump Station that looked way too nice to be working there. I asked her if she worked there and when she said that she did, I took her in with me. I suggested we venture upstairs and she wanted to know how I knew about upstairs. I admitted that I had been there once before (only once!). We talked upstairs and my ego was crushed when she guessed my age at 39!

Of course, she had been tipped off by one of the other girls who remembered me from last week. She seemed such a nice girl and we were getting along so well that I paid her bar fine and we left without doing anything upstairs.

She had a motorbike and gave me a ride back to the hotel (another first for me). We got some funny looks riding down the street with me on the back of the bike. In the room, we had a very nice marathon double session (I knew her smoking abilities would be good and was not disappointed). Then, I get a call from my soapy girl who announces she will be coming to Bangkok tomorrow as she has a day off. I tell her that I just arrived in Pattaya and was going to call her. She says she'll call me tomorrow and wants to spend the day with me in Pattaya. We went out for food and I checked E-mail and the stock market. Back to the hotel just before 1 am and I was ready to sleep and couldn't handle any more "action". She was willing to sleep, but I knew it was early for her so I let her go and slept alone. She was a really nice girl and I will probably see her again.

A day with Miss Soapy

My soapy gal called me in the morning and we met at the Big C for lunch. Took her with me for a traditional Thai massage at Silom Sauna and then went back to the room to "rest". Of course we didn't rest! A few hours later, I took her to Alcazar to watch the Katoey Cabaret. Some of these "girls" were totally stunning! Got kissed by one of the "girls" in the show who acts as a clown between acts and it took me a long time to wipe all the lipstick off. Went to dinner at Vientiene and one waitresses couldn't stop smiling and giggling at me as I had just been there last week with a different girl. I put my finger to my lips and shhhed her when my girl wasn't looking.

After an expensive dinner (she ordered lots of seafood), I took her to quite possibly the worst movie ever made-YongGary. A Korean movie with American actors and probably the worst writing and acting I have ever seen. A bad rip-off of Godzilla meets Independence Day with amateur special effects. I laughed quite a bit, and it wasn't a comedy. My girl loved the movie and thought it was "sanuk mak mak"-go figure. Back to the hotel and another go round before bed. I asked her about the time she visited me in BKK and didn't pay her. She said that she forgot to get paid and jokinly (or maybe she was serious) stuck out her hand and said you pay me now.

After we finished, I told her that I wondered why her smoking abilities and willingness had gotten much worse. She didn't really say much, but my displeasure was noted. The main reason I had seen this girl many times was her "morning under the covers wake-up BJ to completion and then she swallows and goes back to sleep!" Last night, she would smoke for a few minutes and then stop although everything else was fine.

At 4 am, my phone rang and it was Miss Super Girl, who was busy with Mr. Euro-trash. She sounded like she was calling from a disco and I couldn't understand a word and we were cut off after a few seconds. She didn't call back and neither did I. In the morning, I handed Ms. soapy 1000B. She looked at it and laughed (I had given her 1500B in the past as there was no barfine). I told her that I spent almost 3K on her yesterday and was less than pleased with the way she treated me. She said "call me" and left. I probably won't call her, but if she calls me, I might give her another chance. So, I think I'll give all girls 1000B for LT or ST and if they don't like it, I don't want to see them again anyway.

Added another one to the "stable"

I went for a massage at Silom Sauna for the first time alone. The gal kept pestering me to do an oil massage and I finally agreed to 1hr Thai/1 hr oil for 350B (150 more than 2 hr Thai). I love oil massages, but hate washing off the oil afterwards, plus they are twice as much as Thai massages. I didn't really want any "extras", and this gal was not real attractive, but when she grabbed my dick and asked if I want "massage here?", I said I don't think so, but she persisted and I gave in. It was actually very, very good with the oil and her 2 hands working very skillfully. Tipped 300B (price was not discussed), only 200B more than I would have tipped anyway, so it was a 5 buck handjob.

Wandered over to Soi Yodsak (Soi 6) and went into a couple of "diddling" bars. In the first bar, the gal wouldn't leave my pecker alone, even though I kept telling her it was sore from "overuse". She was very, very friendly until she found out I wouldn't be taking her and then started pouting. I left and gave her a small tip and walked until I spotted a gal I liked outside another bar. She had a different look that I found appealing and a very tight, firm body. We made out in the bar and she gave me a lap dance. I indicated that I could probably only handle some very soft and slow "smoking" as I was very sore and she said she liked it that way.

I paid the bar fine and off we went to the hotel. Well, soft and slow was not on the menu. I kept trying to slow her down, but finally gave up and enjoyed myself. Afterwards she had a "There's something about Mary" thing going on, so she had to wash her hair! Then she gave me a nice massage and we talked a long time. She is too nice a girl to be working in that kind of bar (works from 2 pm to 2 am and she does 3-4 ST's a day on premises and does the lesbian show at night). Was very happy to be barfined LT as she says "no good work bar, fuck too much". Probably good I didn't get all this info before hand or I probably wouldn't have taken her. But I really like her now and don't care.

She also said that many customers think she is a katoey. Taking a closer look, I realized that facially, she does kind of look like she could be. But, I am 100% positive that she is all girl, but I did think about when we walked down the street. Fuck it, who cares what people think anyway! Took her to dinner and then to a couple go-go bars (first time in 3 weeks I had been in a go-go bar!). Saw B's "stunner" at Super Baby and she said "I don't know him", whatever that means. I assured my girl that I found her more sexy than any of the girls there.

Had a foot massage (her 1st) at Goldfinger and afterwards she told me that the girls had told her that they see me with a different girl every day. It didn't matter to her as I had already told her pretty much my whole story (she is great to talk to), but it pissed me off that they would do that to a good customer. If I had a different girl with me, it could have been ugly.

Back to the hotel for another round that was anything but soft and slow. Now I am sore! The next day we went to Jomtien Beach together. I had a foot massage on the beach (very nice) and we swam ate vendor food, and rode a jet-ski. I let her drive and I was sure she was going to kill us! Then, when I took over, I ended up dumping us in the water making sharp turns. Let her go back to her apartment while I did internet. Meeting her tonight for dinner (or maybe a little pre-dinner fun). B just called and S is here too with the sand he brought to the beach, so we'll all go for dinner tonight. I will see this girl again. One more to work into the rotation.

Hitting the wall or just an off night?

After a very nice day at the beach, my girl met me at the hotel for a little pre-dinner action. S and his gal (very nice sand, S!) and B joined us for dinner at Steak Lao. As usual, B was served last after we had all finished even though we all ordered the same thing-TIT. We went to the beer bar to look up B's gal, "Lassie". Don't know if he ended up taking her, but at least his room was not next to mine this time so her screaming didn't keep me up all night! We played a dice game for 50B a game with Lassie and her sisters for a couple hours. I didn't win once (I better stick to Blackjack).

Although I had fun playing the dice game, hanging out at a beer bar all night and drinking has never been my thing, so I bid farewell and took my girl to Tony's Disco (her favorite hangout). I wasn't really having any fun there either for some reason. Maybe 3-4 days is enough for Pattaya? I am on my 5th today and last night I just felt bored and got the "what the hell am I doing with my life" feeling that comes up every once in a while. It always goes away fairly quickly though and I feel better today already.

My girl lost her cell phone in Tonys which really put a further damper on the evening. I think it bothered me more than it did her for some reason. She was pissed, but shrugged it off and did her best to improve my mood. Back in the room, she improved my mood greatly with a very nice, soft and slow BJ to completion and beyond. We cuddled and talked for over an hour before sleeping. She talked about having to work extra hard now to earn money to buy a new cell phone and that she probably wouldn't be able to send any money to her parents this month. I felt bad, but still only gave her 1000B in the morning. I told her I would see her again sometime and she said come and see me when you want to see me, no problem. Have no idea what I am doing today and that's part of the fun of this place.

The shoe's on the other foot, and I don't like it!

First, some tidbits that I forgot from the past couple days. My Soi 6 gal told me that she hated Germans because her friend married one and he took her to Germany and made her work in a brothel to support him. I told her that just because one German did that, it doesn't make them all bad. She didn't understand that, I guess that's how these girls form prejudices.

I wonder how much of that goes on, you could take one of the better looking girls to Vegas and put her to work in a strip club or an escort service and make a ton of money. Not something that I would do, but I bet it happens.

Riding the songtaw from the hotel to Steak Lao the other night, the driver demanded 10B each instead of 5B because he picked us up on the Soi. I walked away and told him to forget it, but he kept honking and yelling even though he had a truck full of other passengers. We sat down at our table at the restaurant and he finally left, but not before giving me the finger! I have to remember next time to whip out my phone and say "Tourist police?" and see how fast they drive away!

I took my Soi 6 gal to her bar to pay the barfine before dinner. She saw a couple customers that she "knew". Said hello to one and asked my permission to go over and talk to the other. I said OK, but don't kiss him! He was near the front door and they talked for a bit and then he gave her a big hug and a kiss and they disappeared from my view out the front door for a few minutes. I damn near left the bar right there and then. When she came back, I told her that I was pissed off and if she was with me then she needed to act like it. I told her I didn't think she would like it if we stopped in every bar where I knew a girl and left her to kiss and hug them. She apologized by smothering me with kisses, but I told her it better never happen again. Did I overreact? When I see a girl that I know and she has already been bar-fined, I might say hello but that's all.

Went for a traditional massage today at Silom Sauna, and the girl who gave me the special oil massage jumped out of her seat to grab me before I was assigned to someone else. I told her only traditional today and that disappointed her. She says that she makes much more money doing oil massages (gee, I wonder why?), but gave me a very good 2 hr massage with lots of flirting and goofing around. She even made me massage her for the last 10 minutes, but wouldn't tip me because I was no good! Then, I got a call from my Super Girl beauty, who said she had gotten rid of Mr. Euro Trash and wanted to see me. I met her at Royal Garden and said I was glad she could finally spend time with me. Then she tells me that she can only see me in the afternoon because a Chinese customer wants to see her tonight and he "takes care of her family with big money". Can't blame her for that I guess, but I was pissed that she misled me that she was free to see me tonight and basically walked away telling her to call me when she has time for me. I could have taken her back for an afternoon romp and left a little present for the Chinese guy, but I was too pissed off and didn't want to see her at all. Well, I guess it's not so fun being on the other side of the game, is it?

My spirits picked up when B called me and told me that his gals sister was not married after all (just has a boyfriend) and would like to see me tonight. I was quite intruiged last night by the pierced tongue and great ass, so maybe tonight will turn out alright after all.

You can take the girl out of the bar, but....

You can't take the bar out of the girl. Or, don't married or get engaged to a bar girl and expect her to be faithful especially if she's left alone with me. Well, it took me less than a day to get over my funk. Thanks to B for telling this girl that I was a "nice guy". Nice to have friends tell big lies in order to get you laid! After dinner at Vientiene with B and S and his gal, we hit a couple bars on Pattayaland 2 before meeting B's gal and her sisters at their beer bar. Rodeo Girls had quite a few very, very impressive specimens that were getting bar fined rapidly as we sat and watched. I think B was pissed that we already had plans to meet the other girls.

I am sure a return visit to Rodeo Girls is in order and it might pay to get there early. I made the mistake of grabbing the short, fat little welcome girl and playing with her, so I might have a tough time there if I want to hunt for one of the stunners. Then we went to Planet Rock and the talent was abysmal, so off to the beer bar to meet the girls. It turns out that Lassie's sister, the one I liked with the pierced tongue, was not quite married yet and wanted to go with me and "have some fun" thanks to B's phone call on my behalf. We played the dice game again and this time I had fun. Partly because I was winning and partly because I was enjoying my date for the evening. She had on a very tight, silky dress that was quite nice to touch.

After a couple of hours, I asked if she wanted to go with us tonight and verified that she would be spending the night with me and we headed out. The girls wanted to go to Marilyn A Go Go to see the "nasty" show. It was pretty lame and the girls were butt-ugly. There was a certain car wreck facination where you wanted to look away but just couldn't, especially when a very large frog disappeared and then reappeared and when the 200 lb girl wrote B a love note in magic marker-uuuugghhhh! We then sat at a beer bar on Walking Street and the girls ate bugs (I finally tried them-not horrible, but not something that I liked either) and we sat around watching the freak show on Walking Street stroll by us.

We headed to the hotel after 2 am and headed for the room. It turns out that this girl is engaged to an American guy in the Air Force and will be getting married next month and joining him in Japan. He doesn't know that she works in the bar and he's sending her money of course. She claims that she doesn't butterfly and I am the first guy that she has gone with (not sure whether to believe that one or not). We had an unbelievable time (maybe she was telling the truth because she sure was horny and wild!) and I enjoyed the benefits of the pierced tongue. She must be Lassie's sister because she sure made the right noises and moved like no other I have had before. We finally slept just before 4 am and when we awoke around 11, I had no plans of another go round, but she had other ideas!

We exchanged phone numbers and she said that until her boyfriend comes to marry her the end of February, she wants to see me often. She called me less than an hour later, just to say hello. Good thing she called, as she had transposed a couple numbers when she gave me her phone number. F and D just arrived from BKK and now it is my mission to make sure that F can get laid finally. Hell, even the Elephant Man could get laid in Pattaya, so you would think there is hope for F!

Well, I lasted 36 hours!

I have tried to abstain for the past couple of days to allow my sore dick to rest. Just try and picture me trying to abstain in Pattaya! Like locking an alcoholic in a liqour store and expecting him not to drink! The afternoon trip to Soi Yodsak with the boys greatly tested my willpower. We went to my gal's bar, after lunch and a massage. D and F went upstairs with their gals after some preliminary diddling (I think F would have gone upstairs with B, he was so horny!) and B and I commenced to diddling. Now, I have done my fair share of diddling, but never like this! (as F said, this was a classic diddling bar).

My gal removed her bra and shorts for easier access and seemed to enjoy having everyone look at her while I played with her. She gave me a lap dance that would earn her hundreds of dollars in Vegas and I think she would have done me right on the couch in full view if I had wanted to. I think I needed a shower after this! Somehow, I managed to leave without taking her with me, although I will see her again some time for sure. Actually went to bed alone 2 nights ago and almost made it 2 nights in a row if not for F calling me at 2 am to tell me he had spotted Miss Super Girl walking alone on the street. I had to call her and see what was up because she was supposed to be with her generous Chinese boyfriend.

She was alone and after I told her that I was not angry with her, she came to the hotel to see me. What follows is what she told me, and remember that her lips were moving, so who knows if it's true or not. Her Chinese boyfriend is a "superstar" from Hong Kong and had given her 40,000 HK$ (200,000 B) to buy a house for her family in Roi Et and quit working the bar scene (clueless bastard!). Well, she forgot the last part and he was pissed at her and didn't want to see her again. She had paid her own bar fine the last 2 nights so she get get drunk (and she was drunk!). She also filled me in on Mr Euro Trash that she was with last week. He was a boxer from England and worked out all day and got drunk all night. He would get so drunk that when they got back to the hotel he would always pass out and she wouldn't have to do anything. For this he would pay her 3000B a day beacuse it was "small money" for him (fucking idiot).

F was right about her looking bloated too, she must have put on 10 pounds since I was last with her ("I eat too much, drink too much, every day!"). I told her that if she put on much more weight, she would be lucky to get 500B much less 3000B from anyone. She got out of the shower and announced that she wanted to "eat me", so I said go ahead! After 10 minutes or so she stopped and announced that she no longer smokes and doesn't like it anymore. I said, first you no have time for me and now you won't smoke for me-NO GOOD! She quickly apologized and starting smoking with great enthusiasum until I decided that it was time to move on to something else. I surprised her by talking dirty and she really got into that and talked dirty right back to me. We finally slept after 4 am and I gave her 1000B in the morning and told her I would see her again sometime (if she doesn't get as big as a house!). The next morning, the Air Force guy's fiancee called me and we spent the day together (she's asleep in my room right now) and the night is still to come! My sore dick has gotten better, so I am back in the saddle again. Damn, 36 hours without getting laid, I sure hope that never happens again! Had another wild night with her and she put the pierced tongue to good use. Hopped the bus back to BKK in the morning. Just another boring Pattaya trip. Life is good!

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