Ranger Posted September 4, 2001 Report Share Posted September 4, 2001 Here's some more old Pattaya tales that should make a long read. Let me know if you want more (I have more!). Jan 8, 2001 Why it's good to take the bus to Pattaya! I had been back in BKK less than 24 hours when I decided to head to Pattaya. B was going down for a day, and I thought "what the hell". I had 3 girls that I wanted to see there, but was going to play it safe and just see one. Then while waiting at the bus stop, all my plans went out the window and I decided to take S's advice and just "let it happen". I spotted a cute girl waiting for the bus with her girlfriend. I smiled and made eye contact and she held up an orange to offer me. I almost said no, but instead walked over to her and took it. While standing by her eating it, I found out that these girls were on our same bus and in seats right next to us! We had to wait almost 30 minutes for the bus and in that time I had both their phone numbers. They both work in a beauty supply shop in Siam Discovery Center and were on a 2 day holiday in Pattaya. I originally was attracted to the girl that gave me the orange, she is 22, from Roi Et and is not small but looked to have a very nice body. The other girl turned out to be 29, seperated from her Thai husband with a 5 yr old child in Korat. She was very slim with a gorgeous face and looked more like 21 than 29. She also spoke great English and we talked the whole bus ride while B napped. At one point, she asked me which one of them was more beautiful. I said they were both very beautiful. She said that I better choose because they might "have fighting over me" (this could get interesting!). After we arrived in Pattaya, I asked if they would like to join me for dinner. They seemed pleased with that idea and we agreed to meet at 7 at the Royal Garden Mall. B and I went off in search of a cheap hotel as Sabai Inn was charging 1100B. We ended up at the Apex on 2nd road near Royal Garden. 450B a night and a bit of a shithole, but it'll do for a couple of nights I guess. We went for a massage at Silom Sauna and the massage seemed OK, but I came out with a tweaked back somehow. Needed Tylenol 3 to sleep later. Went to the Royal Garden to meet the girls. B ate at KFC as he had plans to go to Super Baby to stare at his stunner. Earlier, on the advice of F, I told him that the stunner had told us that she didn't really like him too much. He didn't seem to like hearing that, and proceded to tell me stories about how he had told guys things about the girls they liked and it always caused trouble. He said he just wanted to look at her anyway and couldn't afford the 2500B to go with her anyway. Maybe next time, I will hold my tongue, but I know that I would want to be told any information about one of my girls. The girls showed up and they both looked great. They were staying on Jomtien and had been to the beach that afternoon. I took them over to Vientiene for a nice dinner. Once again, they said I had to choose which one was prettier (in other words, which one was I interested in). I once again told them they were both very beautiful and avoided choosing just yet. When the bill arrived, they tried to pay half (how cute!). I of course didn't let them, but accepted an offer of letting them take me out to the Q Bar in BKK their treat. I said, yeah maybe and the younger one replied "not maybe, sure!" and made me pinky swear on it. After dinner, I asked what they wanted to do. They said they didn't know their way around Pattaya, so I could be the tour guide. I suggested a disco and they said they both loved to dance. As it was too early for the disco, I took them to the new bowling alley and we bowled a couple games. The older one had never bowled before "I am just a regular girl" and the younger one had only bowled once before. I believe it as they were both horrible bowlers but had fun. I had fun "giving hands-on bowling lessons". Once again, they tried to pay and I didn't let them. We then went to Hollywood Disco. I only had big bills, so I let them pay the songtaw. The driver tried to charge them double, but I stepped in and said no, sip ha Baht! and we didn't get ripped off. That's a change, the Farang keeping a local from getting ripped off. We were a bit early to the disco as it was only 10 pm. Both girls danced up a storm to the blaring techno pop and I watched. At 11:30, the band started and we sat and watched and I had my arm around one of them and my hand on the others knee the whole time (I still couldn't choose, but was pretty sure that I wasn't going to get them both). The band ended at 12:30 and I was ready to go, but the girls wanted to dance more. The younger one could really dance (reminded me of F's gal with her energy and moves) and after much prodding, she got me out of my chair to dance with her. I danced for over an hour and had a great time. We had lots of body contact and I snuck in many kisses (I guess I finally chose the younger one!). We finally left just before 2 am and I debated whether to ask her to my hotel, but decided to take this slow and I said I was tired and was going to go sleep now. We made a date for the beach tomorrow and I left them eating street food and headed to Walking Street. I was plenty horny after all that dirty dancing. Is there any place in this town where a guy can find a girl at 2 am? Went to look for my beer bar girl, but she was long gone. Told the Mamasan that I would be back tomorrow at 8 when she starts work. Didn't bother with my girl from Super Girl as I was sure she wouldn't still be there and didn't call my soapy girl as I didn't want her to know I was in town. She called earlier in the day and I told her that I was in BKK and would see her in a week or 2. Could be that I was spotted in town and she knew I was there? Walked down the beach area and ended up taking a girl off the street there for 500B ST. Nothing special, but didn't have to go home and jerk off or go to bed frustrated. Wish it worked like that in the states! Going to go meet the girls at the beach now and tonight I'll look up my beer bar cutie and maybe bring her to BKK for a day. Life is good! Jan 9, 2001 Just another day in Pattaya I met the 2 girls in the lobby of their hotel on Jomtein beach at 11 am. We hung out at the beach for over 6 hours. We bought food from the vendors (they even paid half the time), rode jet skis and played and swam together. The older one, who I didn't choose, told me she was jealous of the other girl because I was such a nice guy (little does she know!). I left them after 5 pm, kissed them both goodbye and they both promised to call me in BKK. The girl I like is going back to Roi Et for a week to visit her family, so I will have some time to visit my other girlfriends. Went back to the hotel and showered and headed towards Walking Street to see my beer bar cutie. As it was a bit early, I took a stroll down Soi Post Office and was persuaded to enter the Pump Station. I was led to the upstairs bar where there were 3 other patrons sitting in the cut out seats at the bar watching porno on the TV, having a drink and being "serviced". The gal that led me in was actually not too bad looking. She started giving me a massage and suggesting that we could watch the porno movie and then do the same in the back room. I inquired about bar service and she said it was 350B plus a tip for the lady if you want no condom. I quickly agreed and she told me to drop my pants while she went to the other side of the bar. A couple of wet-naps later and she went right to work. It was a bit strange sitting at the bar with other guys around, but the way the cut-outs were set in the bar you couldn't see what was going on at the next bar stool. The other 3 guys finished up way before me and left leaving me alone at the bar. She took her time and did a fine job right up to and past the finish. More wet naps and I finished my drink, gave her a 100B tip (the other guys tipped 20B!-cheap bastards) and looked at my bar bill. 75B for the screwdriver and 350B for "special service". I talked with the girl for a bit, she gets 100B out of the 350B, so it's not great money for what she had to do all day. Don't know if I'll do it agian, but now I can say I have tried a BJ bar. Not a bad day in Pattaya and it's only 7 pm! I am off to grab my beer bar cutie and have a fun night. Update: I ended up bringing my beer bar girl back to BKK for a couple days. The 2 "regular" girls that I met on the bus did actually work at a beauty shop in Siam Center, but also "supplemented" their income at CM2 and Spasso's it seems. No big surprise there. Jan 18, 2001 Found another one Yesterday I went for a massage at Silom Sauna for the first time alone. The gal kept pestering me to do an oil massage and I finally agreed to 1hr Thai/1 hr oil for 350B (150 more than 2 hr Thai). I love oil massages, but hate washing off the oil afterwards, plus they are twice as much as Thai massages. I didn't really want any "extras", and this gal was not real attractive, but when she grabbed my dick and asked if I want "massage here?", I said I don't think so, but she persisted and I gave in. It was actually very, very good with the oil and her 2 hands working very skillfully. Tipped 300B (price was not discussed), only 200B more than I would have tipped anyway, so it was a 5 buck handjob. Wandered over to Soi Yodsak (Soi 6) and went into a couple of "diddling" bars. In the first bar, the gal wouldn't leave my pecker alone, even though I kept telling her it was sore from "overuse". She was very, very friendly until she found out I wouldn't be taking her and then started pouting. I left and gave her a small tip and walked until I spotted a gal I liked outside another bar. She had a different look that I found appealing and a very tight, firm body. We made out in the bar and she gave me a lap dance. I indicated that I could probably only handle some very soft and slow "smoking" as I was very sore and she said she liked it that way. I paid the bar fine and off we went to the hotel. Well, soft and slow was not on the menu. I kept trying to slow her down, but finally gave up and enjoyed myself. Afterwards she had a "There's something about Mary" thing going on, so she had to wash her hair! Then she gave me a nice massage and we talked a long time. She is too nice a girl to be working in that kind of bar (works from 2 pm to 2 am and she does 3-4 ST's a day on premises and does the lesbian show at night). Was very happy to be barfined LT as she says "no good work bar, fuck too much". Probably good I didn't get all this info before hand or I probably wouldn't have taken her. But I really like her now and don't care. She also said that many customers think she is a katoey. Taking a closer look, I realized that facially, she does kind of look like she could be. But, I am 100% positive that she is all girl, but I did think about when we walked down the street. Fuck it, who cares what people think anyway! Took her to dinner and then to a couple go-go bars (first time in 3 weeks I had been in a go-go bar!). Saw B's "stunner" at Super Baby and she said "I don't know him", whatever that means. I assured my girl that I found her more sexy than any of the girls there. Had a foot massage (her 1st) at Goldfinger and afterwards she told me that the girls had told her that they see me with a different girl every day. It didn't matter to her as I had already told her pretty much my whole story (she is great to talk to), but it pissed me off that they would do that to a good customer. If I had a different girl with me, it could have been ugly. Back to the hotel for another round that was anything but soft and slow. Now I am sore! The next day we went to Jomtien Beach together. I had a foot massage on the beach (very nice) and we swam, ate vendor food, and rode a jet-ski. I let her drive and I was sure she was going to kill us! Then, when I took over, I ended up dumping us in the water making sharp turns. Let her go back to her apartment while I did internet. Meeting her tonight for dinner (or maybe a little pre-dinner fun). B just called and S is here too with the sand he brought to the beach, so we'll all go for dinner tonight. I will see this girl again. One more to work into the rotation. Update: This girl became later known as Miss 175 because that's how many ST's she did in one month out of the bar on Soi Yodsak! She has since found a Farang to take care of her and I am happy for her. Jan 19, 2001 Hitting the wall, or just an off night? After a very nice day at the beach, my girl met me at the hotel for a little pre-dinner action. S and his gal (very nice, S!) and B joined us for dinner at Steak Lao. As usual, B was served last after we had all finished even though we all ordered the same thing-TIT. We went to the beer bar to look up B's gal, "Lassie" (think of the movie Porky's). Don't know if he ended up taking her, but at least his room was not next to mine this time so her screaming didn't keep me up all night! We played a dice game for 50B a game with Lassie and her sisters for a couple hours. I didn't win once (I better stick to Blackjack). Although I had fun playing the dice game, hanging out at a beer bar all night and drinking has never been my thing, so I bid farewell and took my girl to Tony's Disco (her favorite hangout). I wasn't really having any fun there either for some reason. Maybe 3-4 days is enough for Pattaya? I am on my 5th today and last night I just felt bored and got the "what the hell am I doing with my life" feeling that comes up every once in a while. It always goes away fairly quickly though and I feel better today already. My girl lost her cell phone in Tonys which really put a further damper on the evening. I think it bothered me more than it did her for some reason. She was pissed, but shrugged it off and did her best to improve my mood. Back in the room, she improved my mood greatly with a very nice, soft and slow BJ to completion and beyond. We cuddled and talked for over an hour before sleeping. She talked about having to work extra hard now to earn money to buy a new cell phone and that she probably wouldn't be able to send any money to her parents this month. I felt bad, but still only gave her 1000B in the morning. I told her I would see her again sometime and she said come and see me when you want to see me, no problem. Have no idea what I am doing today and that's part of the fun of this place. Jan 20, 2001 The shoe's on the other foot, and I don't like it! First, some tidbits that I forgot from the past couple days. My Soi 6 gal told me that she hated Germans because her friend married one and he took her to Germany and made her work in a brothel to support him. I told her that just because one German did that, it doesn't make them all bad. She didn't understand that, I guess that's how these girls form prejudices. I wonder how much of that goes on, you could take one of the better looking girls to Vegas and put her to work in a strip club or an escort service and make a ton of money. Not something that I would do, but I bet it happens. Riding the songtaw from the hotel to Steak Lao the other night, the driver demanded 10B each instead of 5B because he picked us up on the Soi. I walked away and told him to forget it, but he kept honking and yelling even though he had a truck full of other passengers. We sat down at our table at the restaurant and he finally left, but not before giving me the finger! I have to remember next time to whip out my phone and say "Tourist police?" and see how fast they drive away! I took my Soi 6 gal to her bar to pay the barfine before dinner. She saw a couple customers that she "knew". Said hello to one and asked my permission to go over and talk to the other. I said OK, but don't kiss him! He was near the front door and they talked for a bit and then he gave her a big hug and a kiss and they disappeared from my view out the front door for a few minutes. I damn near left the bar right there and then. When she came back, I told her that I was pissed off and if she was with me then she needed to act like it. I told her I didn't think she would like it if we stopped in every bar where I knew a girl and left her to kiss and hug them. She apologized by smothering me with kisses, but I told her it better never happen again. Did I overreact? When I see a girl that I know and she has already been bar-fined, I might say hello but that's all. Went for a traditional massage today at Silom Sauna, and the girl who gave me the special oil massage jumped out of her seat to grab me before I was assigned to someone else. I told her only traditional today and that disappointed her. She says that she makes much more money doing oil massages (gee, I wonder why?), but gave me a very good 2 hr massage with lots of flirting and goofing around. She even made me massage her for the last 10 minutes, but wouldn't tip me because I was no good! Then, I got a call from my Super Girl beauty, who said she had gotten rid of Mr. Euro Trash and wanted to see me. I met her at Royal Garden and said I was glad she could finally spend time with me. Then she tells me that she can only see me in the afternoon because a Chinese customer wants to see her tonight and he "takes care of her family with big money". Can't blame her for that I guess, but I was pissed that she misled me that she was free to see me tonight and basically walked away telling her to call me when she has time for me. I could have taken her back for an afternoon romp and left a little present for the Chinese guy, but I was too pissed off and didn't want to see her at all. Well, I guess it's not so fun being on the other side of the game, is it? My spirits picked up when B called me and told me that his gals sister was not married after all (just has a boyfriend) and would like to see me tonight. I was quite intruiged last night by the pierced tongue and great ass, so maybe tonight will turn out alright after all. Jan 21, 2001 You can take the girl out of the bar, but.... You can't take the bar out of the girl. Or, don't married or get engaged to a bar girl and expect her to be faithful especially if she's left alone with me. Well, it took me less than a day to get over my funk. Thanks to B for telling this girl that I was a "nice guy". Nice to have friends tell big lies in order to get you laid! After dinner at Vientiene with B and S and his gal, we hit a couple bars on Pattayaland 2 before meeting B's gal and her sisters at their beer bar. Rodeo Girls had quite a few very, very impressive specimens that were getting bar fined rapidly as we sat and watched. I think B was pissed that we already had plans to meet the other girls. I am sure a return visit to Rodeo Girls is in order and it might pay to get there early. I made the mistake of grabbing the short, fat little welcome girl and playing with her, so I might have a tough time there if I want to hunt for one of the stunners. Then we went to Planet Rock and the talent was abysmal, so off to the beer bar to meet the girls. It turns out that Lassie's sister, the one I liked with the pierced tongue, was not quite married yet and wanted to go with me and "have some fun" thanks to B's phone call on my behalf. We played the dice game again and this time I had fun. Partly because I was winning and partly because I was enjoying my date for the evening. She had on a very tight, silky dress that was quite nice to touch. After a couple of hours, I asked if she wanted to go with us tonight and verified that she would be spending the night with me and we headed out. The girls wanted to go to Marilyn A Go Go to see the "nasty" show. It was pretty lame and the girls were butt-ugly. There was a certain car wreck facination where you wanted to look away but just couldn't, especially when a very large frog disappeared and then reappeared and when the 200 lb girl wrote B a love note in magic marker-uuuugghhhh! We then sat at a beer bar on Walking Street and the girls ate bugs (I finally tried them-not horrible, but not something that I liked either) and we sat around watching the freak show on Walking Street stroll by us. We headed to the hotel after 2 am and headed for the room. It turns out that this girl is engaged to an American in the Air Force and will be getting married next month and joining him in Japan. He doesn't know that she works in the bar and he's sending her money of course. She claims that she doesn't butterfly and I am the first guy that she has gone with (not sure whether to believe that one or not). We had an unbelievable time (maybe she was telling the truth because she sure was horny and wild!) and I enjoyed the benefits of the pierced tongue. She must be Lassie's sister because she sure made the right noises and moved like no other I have had before. We finally slept just before 4 am and when we awoke around 11, I had no plans of another go round, but she had other ideas! We exchanged phone numbers and she said that until her boyfriend comes to marry her the end of February, she wants to see me often. She called me less than an hour later, just to say hello. Good thing she called, as she had transposed a couple numbers when she gave me her phone number. F and D just arrived from BKK and now it is my mission to make sure F can get laid finally. Hell, even the Elephant Man could get laid in Pattaya, so you would think there is hope for F! Update: The girl went to Japan for a bit, but is now back working in the bar and I assume going with customers. Think twice before you marry a bar girl. Jan 23, 2001 Well, I lasted 36 hours! I have tried to abstain for the past couple of days to allow my sore dick to rest up. Just try and picture me trying to abstain in Pattaya! Like locking an alcoholic in a liqour store and expecting him not to drink! The afternoon trip to Soi Yodsak with the boys greatly tested my willpower. We went to my gal's bar, Red Point, after lunch and a massage. D and F went upstairs with their gals after some preliminary diddling (I think F would have gone upstairs with B, he was so horny!) and B and I commenced to diddling. Now, I have done my fair share of diddling, but never like this! (as F said, this was a classic diddling bar). My gal removed her bra and shorts for easier access and seemed to enjoy having everyone look at her while I played with her. She gave me a lap dance that would earn her hundreds of dollars in Vegas and I think she would have done me right on the couch in full view if I had wanted to. I think I needed a shower after this! Somehow, I managed to leave without taking her with me, although I will see her again some time for sure. Actually went to bed alone 2 nights ago and almost made it 2 nights in a row if not for F calling me at 2 am to tell me he had spotted Miss Super Girl walking alone on the street. I had to call her and see what was up because she was supposed to be with her generous Chinese boyfriend. She was alone and after I told her that I was not angry with her, she came to the hotel to see me. What follows is what she told me, and remember that her lips were moving, so who knows if it's true or not. Her Chinese boyfriend is a "superstar" from Hong Kong and had given her 40,000 HK$ (200,000 to buy a house for her family in Roi Et and quit working the bar scene (clueless bastard!). Well, she forgot the last part and he was pissed at her and didn't want to see her again. She had paid her own bar fine the last 2 nights so she get get drunk (and she was drunk!). She also filled me in on Mr Euro Trash that she was with last week. He was a boxer from England and worked out all day and got drunk all night. He would get so drunk that when they got back to the hotel he would always pass out and she wouldn't have to do anything. For this he would pay her 3000B a day beacuse it was "small money" for him (fucking idiot). F was right about her looking bloated too, she must have put on 10 pounds since I was last with her ("I eat too much, drink too much, every day!"). I told her that if she put on much more weight, she would be lucky to get 500B much less 3000B from anyone. She got out of the shower and announced that she wanted to "eat me", so I said go ahead! After 10 minutes or so she stopped and announced that she no longer smokes and doesn't like it anymore. I said, first you no have time for me and now you won't smoke for me-NO GOOD! She quickly apologized and starting smoking with great enthusiasum until I decided that it was time to move on to something else. I surprised her by talking dirty and she really got into that and talked dirty right back to me. We finally slept after 4 am and I gave her 1000B in the morning and told her I would see her again sometime (if she doesn't get as big as a house!). The next morning, the Air Force guy's fiancee called me and we spent the day together (she's asleep in my room right now) and the night is still to come! My dick seems be getting better, so I am back in the saddle again. Damn, 36 hours without getting laid, I sure hope that never happens again! Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2001 Report Share Posted September 4, 2001 Ranger...you are my hero! Keep it coming, dude. You're an inspiration to us all. But I must ask you something. I understand you are now in a long-time relationship. Any regrets? Any pangs of "God, I wish I were single again"? Or are you truly content to sit on the front porch and just..."remember when"...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Kev Posted September 4, 2001 Report Share Posted September 4, 2001 Great report Ranger! I may have been one of the other three guys in upstairs bar at Pump Station when you were there, as I was in Pattaya last Jan. and PS is one of my favorites! I usually tip at least 200 beyond the 350 bar charge for BJ though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2001 Report Share Posted September 4, 2001 ranger, you're fucking hemingway! i've enjoyed all your trip reports. you have a knack at commentery and little asides that left me chuckling. just curious, but some of your posts are overlapped? i think i've seen some reports in multiple threads. keep em coming ranger! a report on how you're doing now would be cool. would be a different aspect of living in bkk to hear. again, enjoy your posts much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted September 4, 2001 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2001 quote: Originally posted by HIGH THAIED: Ranger...you are my hero! Keep it coming, dude. You're an inspiration to us all. But I must ask you something. I understand you are now in a long-time relationship. Any regrets? Any pangs of "God, I wish I were single again"? Or are you truly content to sit on the front porch and just..."remember when"...? High Thaied, Well, I have a pretty good deal with my long-time (1 year now) GF. She knows what I do on my trips and she knows that I do ST's in BKK. That said, there are many times when I meet a girl in BKK and wish I could bring her home to my apartment instead of the ST hotel. I don't think I am capable of being monogomous, at least not in Thailand! Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted September 4, 2001 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Big Kev: Great report Ranger! I may have been one of the other three guys in upstairs bar at Pump Station when you were there, as I was in Pattaya last Jan. and PS is one of my favorites! I usually tip at least 200 beyond the 350 bar charge for BJ though. Big Kev, That was my first visit to the Pump Station and I have since returned many times. I am sad to inform everyone that as of last weekend, the upstairs bar is dismantled and you have to use a room instead of being serviced at the bar. Much more comfortable for sure, but lacking the naughtiness that gave this place it's appeal. 200B is probably a more appropriate tip, but I have become a cheap bastard, I guess. Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger Posted September 4, 2001 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2001 quote: Originally posted by sparky: ranger, you're fucking hemingway! i've enjoyed all your trip reports. you have a knack at commentery and little asides that left me chuckling. just curious, but some of your posts are overlapped? i think i've seen some reports in multiple threads. keep em coming ranger! a report on how you're doing now would be cool. would be a different aspect of living in bkk to hear. again, enjoy your posts much. Sparky, Yeah, I think I may have overlapped a couple of the trip reports. I couldn't remember what I had posted already and what I haven't. A report on how I'm doing now? I was in Pattaya last weekend and could have wrote a similar report to the one written almost a year ago. I am a bit wiser now, but haven't slowed down too much I am afraid. I am glad you guys are enjoying reading this crap. It was fun writing it, and even more fun doing it. It'll be fun for me to re-read this stuff in 20 years or so and savor the memories. Ranger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted September 5, 2001 Report Share Posted September 5, 2001 Loved it Ranger! You are a character. Not a butterfly but a helicopter! Do you have any shame?! (I mean that as a compliment!). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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