spirit_of_town_hall Posted September 17, 2001 Report Share Posted September 17, 2001 I've just arrived back in the UK after a nightmare journey home, I was scheduled to get in Thursday morning but the plane which was supposed to take me back to the UK from Singapore was trapped somewhere. Never mind time to soak up the atmosphere of Geylang. This trip report is typed from memory... Day1 Arrived at London Heathrow at 8-00 am for my 9-50 flight to Schipol Amsterdam. The airport was packed as it was the Bank Holiday weekend. Checked in my luggage and 2 hours or so later arrived at Schipol. I had travelled with a friend and we were meeting up with 2 others who were flying down from Glasgow. For those of you that are familiar with Schipol I broke my no drinking whilst travelling vow and we promptly went to that football shaped bar. We were flying out with China Air at 2-25 pm, so we had a three hour drinking session. Whilst I was at Schipol I went looking for the in airport massaga parlour near the Casino, but at close to £100 for 45 minutes I could wait! We boarded the plane and took off on time, the familiar excitement was building with me, only 11 and a half hours to go! The in flight display showed that we were approaching the Urals where in accordance with that regions regulations the GPS display had to e turned off. Wake up and we are approaching Thailand, the Map shows that we are over Burma. Bangkok and Pattaya are lit up and someone a few rows up shouts as load as he can "Pattaya". All in all the service was excellent, delivered by very pretty if not a bit cold Air hostesses. We make a slighly bumpy landing, the norm for oriental pilots it seems. We disembark, we nearly sprint to the immigration where in contrast to when I last arrived in the afternoon we are processed quickly. Rush to the Bureau de change change £300 receive close to 19000 baht and then go to the taxi rank. Taxi straight to Landmark hotel which I booked over the internet for approx 3200 baht per night. My room was on the 25th floor, naturally it had an excellent view. In the evening I made the mistake of standing at the window completely naked, when I was out later I noticed that I would have been clearly visible. So if anyone saw a naked man at one of the Landmark windows that was me (sorry) Anyway, we arrived at the Landmark at about 8-30 am. Showered and refrshed we caught a cab over to Patpong to take in the delights of the Star of light. Before going in to the Star of Light we had a few beers whilst a briefed my friends on what to expect, they didn't believe me. For those of you that have not been to the Star of Light you have to go, I think you would be hard pressed to find any establishment globally with such hedonistic qualities. Upon entering I paused whilst my eyes adjusted to the low red lighting. I then noticed a squelching sound and turned to my left to see a chubby man being fellated, he didn't bat an eyelid and carried enjoying his experince controlling the girls pace with his hand on her head, rather like a throttle. I took a place on the one remaining seat and a very chirpy girl jumped on my lap and proceeded to lift up her skirt. Her friend joined her and she started to pull my trousers down. I didn't want to look to my left as the chubby guy was still being seen to. I said to the girls how much for the 2 of you in a room. 700 baht each theysaid, that seemed a fair price and off we went. The room was small, and was dominated by a bed with dirty sheets which we all jumped on. I have to say the girls were consumate professionals, they took it in turns and understood my croaked commands of Cha Cha, ( slowly!) 15 minutes later I was socialising in the main lounge area as my friends were being pressurised in to being blown. The chubby guy had by now left and I saw his special lady washing her mouth out and spitting in to a big steel bucket by the bar. Bare in mind this was still only 9-30 am or so. We spent an enjoyable 3 hours in the star of light getting pissed, I was lured back in to the room again, this time full blown intercourse took place, again she satisfied. We emerged from Star of Light at about 12-00, the sun was shining and there were hundreds of people milling about, I felt punch drunk and dazed, I was also worried that there may be semen on my slacks, so I walked with my satchel in front of me. We hailed a cab, and managed to get back to the hotel despite the drivers protestations that I should go to a massage parlour. Back in the room set the alarm for 18-30, closed the curtains. Wake up after a very good deep sleep, shower and rush down to Big dogs my favourite location. Coming later, Patpong and Nana disco.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfman36 Posted September 17, 2001 Report Share Posted September 17, 2001 Incredible..... I leave in 2 days! I can't wait! Cheers Everybody... Elfman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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