Sweet Tik and Slick Rick

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Sweet Tik and Slick Rick

 

 

 

There once was a Thai whore named Sweet Tik

Out late one night on Sukhumvit to turn a trick

Who drunken Slick Rick paid to fuck his big prick

He was up for something dirty, cheap and quick

 

These things aren?t entirely unknown

Guys like Rick will pay to get fucked, sucked and blown

When out and about in Bangkok, drunk and alone

And Sweet Tik was surely one sweet-assed Thai chick

 

Problem is our Slick Rick didn?t cover with a rubber

Being a proper horny silly stupid fucking bugger

Now you should hear Slick Rick moan, wail and blubber

About Sweet Tik making Slick Rick?s big prick sick

 

Slick Rick had rented Sweet Tik?s lovely gash

For some fairly miniscule baht, small cash

So we could say Slick Rick, the big dumb prick

Did something quite foolish and rash

 

Now he?s down in Bumrungard Hospital

Getting some tests done, and a shot in the ass

 

 

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