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#1 zanemay

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Posted 08 June 2001 - 17:01

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Nok

So many girls say they will give good head.  So many don't deliver.  But my friend Nok, who I met early on in my 15 week trip, is one who prides herself in being a good, no, a GREAT prostitute.  She carries pleasing to the extreme.  It is a personal ethic with her and if she didn't have it, she wouldn't enjoy her work.  Remember sanuk?  Part of everything in Thailand.

So she is into giving whatever the man wants if she likes him.  And she liked me.  She got really involved in the giving me head and worked herself up along with me.  When I moved (just a little bit!), like I didn't like something (she has sharp teeth) she got way too upset and stormed into the bathroom.  I was perplexed!  She ranted in bad English.  "I have feeling too," she said several times. "I don't think you (will) finish."  (Cum)  "When man finish, I finish."  She's not lying - if I'm not going to be satisfied she is going be hurt, disappointed, frustrated and pissed.  She calmed down.  Thankfully I got off in her mouth.  When I did she jumped up and danced all over the bed.  She actually did the naked boogie all over the bed, ecstatic!  "Oh I feel good!" she beamed.  "Yes!  I feel good!  I feel GOOD!"

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Nid

Nid haunts the beach in Pattaya.  She has a great, a wonderful smile, and a big, shapely ass.  She was wearing tight, white pants when I saw her bending over talking to a farang.  I hadn't seen anything like it since leaving my largely black hometown.  I assumed he was her boyfriend, but I was overcome and walked over anyway.  "Can you believe THAT!" I said, admiring her backside.  Of course, no one understood what I was talking about.  She turned and hit me with that smile!  "Where you go?"  "Out to dinner."  "I go with you!?"  "Okay."  The smile.

Nid smokes and smokes and smokes.  She is not squeamish about cum, in fact she is strange about it.  Although I was getting great head, she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth.  She had a different agenda.  Every time I came, she would take it all over her face.  The she would carefully spread it around as a facial.  She smiled happily, "Veetameen!"  That was fine, weird, but fine.  Happy to say, she washed it off after about fifteen minutes.

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Om

Om is the sweetest, most reserved little sweetheart in Thailand.  She is shy.  She won't dance.  She keeps the towel on a long time.  She looks like a bookworm, a church lady, a librarian for God's sake!  "You don't smoke?" I told her when I met her.  "I can," she said shyly.  Can!  Shit!! It is unbelievable:  (1) She gives incredibly good head, made just that much better by the knock out surprise factor. (2)  She is a cum guzzler.  After we were together a few times, she gave reviews, "Wanee mai arroi."  (Today don't taste good.)  (3) When I don't cum in her mouth, I usually come on my stomach as she sucks away somewhere down below.  When I am finished, she slides up to my stomach and licks up the cum!  Takes her time, enjoys it.  fnI mean Wow!  Strange, but good.  Strange but really GOOD!

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Om tells me about her friends.  One day a few of the girls were sitting around chatting about swallowing cum.  A young one, not so pretty, said, "I no drink water.  Cannot!"  An old, old woman of 42 (!), still a real beauty, knowing she looks fantastic for her age, proclaimed,  "Swallow water!  Like!  Good for me!"  They all agreed.  What a role model!

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Do I just have crazy good luck, or are there more stories out there?

Zane


#2 pattaya127

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Posted 10 June 2001 - 03:40

What's their take on your cunnilingus skills?
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#3 zanemay

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Posted 10 June 2001 - 05:26

Average. Not recommended. Don't go long time. Quit when I have eaten my fill.
Some old guys really ARE handsome and
Some girls really DID just arrive!  ;)

#4 Central Scrutinizer

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Posted 10 June 2001 - 06:55

Zane,

     Hahaha! Loved the title! You have a sense of humour that I can appreciate. Keep up the good posts. Funny stuff.

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What?

#5 Central Scrutinizer

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Posted 19 July 2003 - 05:52

49/1
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#6 Mentors

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Posted 21 July 2003 - 07:00

Very funny to read your post - on next time while your cuming listen to the song "cum and feel the noize" from The Sweet.  ::

#7 chilli13

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Posted 24 July 2003 - 10:26

hmm - good question  :dunno:
and yours?  :hubba:
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Posted 24 July 2003 - 17:49

Mentors,
Cum and feel the noise, right era but wrong glam band. The band in question was Slade.
Her legs were often open, But her mind was often closed....Cold Chisel circa 1982

#9 El_Tel

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Posted 27 July 2003 - 12:50

Says pattaya127:
What's their take on your cunnilingus skills?


Your joking right?

No one in their right mind would go down on a BG/FL. Would they? :dunno:  
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#10 chilli13

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Posted 27 July 2003 - 21:12

no you must be joking?
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