Dexi Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 A man had been going out with his girl friend for few weeks so she asked him back to meet her parents...." Just one thing though " she said " they are both deaf and dumb,so they have to communicate by sign language "...." Oh thats fine " said the boyfriend " I`m sure we`ll get along fine ".Later that evening he arrives at the house and the girlfiend invites him in..." Hi,Im just preparing dinner,would you like to take these plates into the lounge..." Sure ",said the man...5 seconds later he came rushing back with a worried expression on his face..." Is everything ok. " asked the girl " Well,I`ve just seen your mother with her legs apart and a bottle shoved up her c*nt while your father was slumped in his armchair exposing his genitals and had his eye lids propped open with match sticks "..." Oh,don`t worry about that, she`s saying " Get the fuckin`beers in " and he`s saying " Bollocks I`m watching the match ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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