asiafun Posted October 9, 2005 Report Share Posted October 9, 2005 "My dear my husband?" When did the husband thing happen? Did she by chnace drag you to a Buddhist temple and not mention the words the monk was rambling your buddhist wedding vows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2005 Report Share Posted October 25, 2005 sorry friends, for her i'm death... yes i died, i made a copy of a trucage deadannouncement from newspaper and my notary send it to her, now i'm finally out of her life, and she of mine sorry friends, no nympho for me it could be my 'real' death, if i would go for her, i'm not tired yet of my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 A bit like the kids book....Where's Wally??? Really sorry to hear of your unfortunate passing. Hope "life" is better on the other side... It just happens that I'll be in that part of the World in a few weeks time and being the kind hearted soul that I am, I thought I should arrange a few drinks as a "send off" to your goodself. Now, no decent wake should take place without the Widow being present (if you get my drift....hehehehe..) especially if said Widow has a ......let us say.....healthy appetite.... I guess the only thing I can do is hold a seance (spelling?) and if by some "divine" power you happen to send me a cell phone number (from the "other side" ) I would be more than happy to make contact, offer my condolances, buy a few drinks and provide some comfort and support. (Like a strategically positioned pillow or something like that !!) Absolutely the least I can do for a fellow Board member. If by some chance there is "static" on the line when you try and get through, I'm sure a PM will suffice. Cheers....Dumsoda (ever the oportunist !!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Dumsoda, Ever the opportunist! You damned widowfucker you! :: Interesting story here. Even to the point of faking one's death to keep from getting fucked to death by a horny lass! That's a first heard by me. :: Notice the "views" this story has gotten. Over 600. Just place Nympho or nymphomaniac in the title of your story and you are guaranteed plenty of curious viewers reading your post! Cent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 Cent said:Dumsoda, Ever the opportunist! You damned widowfucker you! :: Cent Hi Cent, welcome back, trust your trip went well. Now, just for the record....... I've been called a mother fucker...to my face many times (and probably by some "faceless" board members as well).......... and now you burdon me with the....widowfucker tag...LOL... Personally, I would like to be remembered as more of......A Purveyor of Pleasure to Nympho's Everywhere....or an APPNE for short It's the perfect occupation really, as to be a Gyno requires too much study, to be an Undertaker means they don't move...(too much like the majority of middle aged falang women, actually) ...OMG the thought of it is turning my stomach.......and to be a Solicitor means hanging around too many Street corners. Yes, an APPNE is what I believe to be the perfect vocation (provided of course, that the Nympho's are of the female kind.....never can be too careful you know, it always pays to check, especially with so many "Cheap Copies" available in the Thai market place) Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addo Posted October 26, 2005 Report Share Posted October 26, 2005 did the hotel have room service? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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