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The_Munchmaster Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 I notice you didn't include JVC on your list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlonde Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 I caught an STD of the throat about 15 years ago on my first trip to Pattaya.Not sure what it was because i went to the local Pattaya clinic and was just given a bag of assorted pills.I ended up with a high fever and the worst sore throat of my life that would not go away.I had to end my holiday early and it took about 6 weeks before i felt better again and lost about a stone in weight and i had recurring sore throats for a few years after that.I was so shellshocked that i didn't return to Thailand for 3 years,and now,i absolutely,do not eat pussy, not even with the so called decent girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidflux Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 Anyone else have a pussy eating phobia when it comes to the BG's? Knowing how many cocks have likely made their mark there, I just cant bring myself to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous_Dog Posted November 12, 2005 Report Share Posted November 12, 2005 I'll lick my balls but I wont lick srange pussy DOG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAT_AUSSIE Posted November 13, 2005 Report Share Posted November 13, 2005 sorry, i think i'd have to mighty pissed to eat a paid 4 pussy and not be thinking that some other bloke had probably blown in her recently... Q: would you eat cum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli13 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 seriously? Not even your wife or maid??? :: happy licking (your own balls) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli13 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 "Q: would you eat cum?" I guess it depends. My own cum certainly is most delicious - or so the girls say - not to mention healthy - if it was part of some hot chicks fantasy me eating her out after being freshly fucked by another dude it might work for me as well :hubba: Lighten up guys TIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chilli13 Posted November 15, 2005 Report Share Posted November 15, 2005 "more to fear from the water than the women" At least for LOS I've heard that while the tap water is less than delicious its clinically safe to swallow or more Still I'm with you with the relativeness of the dangers everything considered. The traffic shouldn't be ignored as one of the big killers along with e.g. viagra. Doubt the STDs kill very many punters at least in the short run... As for SA like brazil columbia etc. crime might be something to consider along the line of STD. If not I'd call you a fool! p.s. how about paris do we need to worry about being rioted more than getting STDs with the hot latinos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaggerLee Posted November 17, 2005 Report Share Posted November 17, 2005 FAT_AUSSIE said:sorry, i think i'd have to mighty pissed to eat a paid 4 pussy and not be thinking that some other bloke had probably blown in her recently... Q: would you eat cum? Never, not even pissed. I would never eat a bar girl's / pro's pussy. Not just the health risks, but also the increased skanki-ness of other punters and KY / lubricant residue. Not my cup o' tea. Many of the professional ladies use a type of suppository lubricant that they put inside their pussy before the act. Especially at Massage Parlours and such, they only use KY on the inside of the condom to prevent it from breaking, and I suppose, to improve the sensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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