Isaan rooster found dead in Pattaya!

[asiafun]

Isaan rooster found dead inside its Jomtien Apartment.

 

Police Lieutenant Mekong from Pattaya Police Station made his way to Room number 69 at the Pad Ka Pow Court in Soi Maew, Central Pattaya after "cleaners" entered the room on Thursday Evening after the cock who occupied the room failed to answer the door.

 

Vets initially thought that he had left the room without settling his rent. Using a spare key, vets entered the room and found the featherless cock dead on the balcony next to an bottle of viagra.

 

The cock, a Mr. Gai aged 2 from Udon Thani was checked and no signs of erection could be found and nothing inside the room aroused suspicion. Medication for worms and mites were found. Police theorize the cock became ill and passed away. A post coitus examination is expected to support this theory. The Avian Embassy in Bangkok has been informed.

 

pattayacitynews.net

 

Photo of Mr. Gai

[chuckwoww]

Looks like suicide to me said Lieutenant Mekong. They get depressed when they get separated from the flock. Plucked himself first too I see. That is unusual.

[elef]

It's not Khun Rooster from Isaan - I recognize Donald McChicken from Aberdeen. :: And all speak about his cock just because he stayed in Pattaya without his harem of barhens!

[bust]

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens.

 

When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

 

So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Henry a little pep talk. "Henry", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word, Henry then strutted into the hen house.

 

Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn't stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he did the same.

 

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Henry, you'll kill yourself." But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

 

Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry.

 

The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you big buddy."

 

"Shhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard is getting closer."

[asiafun]

That is teh funniest joke I have read or heard in weeks!

 

[Mekong]

chuckwoww said:

Looks like suicide to me said Lieutenant Mekong. They get depressed when they get separated from the flock. Plucked himself first too I see. That is unusual.

 

Thanks for the Promotion I thought I needed 1,000 posts to be a Lietenenant!

[elef]

asiafuns pol lt drinks to much mekong - Jomtien in Central Pattaya!

 

I prefer sang som black label. ::