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Munchmaster

 

I know. Tried for years to register e-mail addresses with the other less clinical sounding names.

 

Most e-mail services reject names like cunt- pussy- and snatch-aholic.

 

Damen

 

Thanks for your kind words.

 

I never tried anusaholic. Thanks for the suggestion,

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Is this a trick question?

 

It all depends on dick size. If nostrils and ears are included the number goes up. Did you think I would not catch that and admit to a seven holer?

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Nervous_Dog said:

I came in a girls eye once and she claimed it stung like hell.

 

DOG

 

Interesting. By some strange synchronicity I just happen to be reading 'Yellow Dog' by Martin Amis and lo and behold on page 274 two porn stars (Dork Bogarde and Hick Johnsonson) are discussing this very subject. They are talking about blowjob techniques...the 'tongue-slide', the 'feed-draw' the 'back-take' etc. This inevitably leads to the 'Cockout' the 'Bullshit Cockout' the 'Boxback', the 'Money Shot' and of course the good old-fashioned Facial. But I shouldn't give away the plot. :)

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Maybe. It's about the loss of innocence and moral decay. He even tries to tackle pedophilia which is brave.

 

Amis is a bit too clever for his own good sometimes I think. It's heavy going in parts and a touch too surrealistic. Joycian almost. The porn bits are excellent though. He obviously enjoyed writing them.

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chuckwoww said:

Amis is a bit too clever for his own good sometimes I think.

Too right, I gave up reading Amis after Times Arrow. After reading how someone can take a shit in reverse I thought I had experienced enough of this smart arse.

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teddy said: Too right, I gave up reading Amis after Times Arrow. After reading how someone can take a shit in reverse I thought I had experienced enough of this smart arse.

 

Please go on.......this I've got to hear.

Reminds me of this girl I saw once. She made this guy cum on a glass coffee tabel.....she then proceeds to roll a hundred dollar bill and snort it all up her nose. :yikes:

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Basically its about a doctor but the tale starts from his death on a hospital bed and then follows his life in reverse and you eventually discover that he was a nazi doctor who had carried out experiments in concentration camps. The whole story runs in reverse so he describes how the doctor spews food bit by bit onto a fork and them places it onto a plate. Also, how he sits on the toilet and a turd jumps into his arse. Its a novelty at first but I think anybody who gets through the whole book deserves either a medal or a straightjacket.

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