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Hi Guys , new to this site . But anyways , stayed at the Shangri La two weeks ago ( only in BKK one night ) and its a great hotel and no worries taking girls back .

I,ll be in BKK again this Wed and as the Shangri La is full I,m considering the Landmark , the location is right for me as I want to check out NP . But I,ll be pissed off if the hotel is crap . Any comments would be helpfull as if you cant tell I,m a Newbie .

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What about the best of all. A Five Star super girl friendly..

 

J.W. Marriott......

Even if you are a lil shyu walk thru the bakery on Suk, thru the dining room, past the shops, into the bar area and over to the elevators. Now, don';t forget to make her strip for you before she leads you into the shower to scrub you ring!

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alphamale ,

 

my apologies go out to you , ze Oriental is my second home .

 

Again my heart is breaking from all the misleading rumours concerning this establishment regarding the treatment of female Thai citizens trying to enter the building .

 

If you check in with said subject , nobody will send anybody away . Subject could also be of any other nationality .

 

More critical is the import of Thai junior female citizens who are obviously crossing the lobby for the purpose of making some bucks by performing sexual intercourse/s .l If you are not a regular guest , the only thing that might help you is renting a suite or stay for a month . They would not like to loose your business and put morale aside.

 

If you are a regular , you can do what you want .

 

The Oriental is in no way snobbish .

 

Got to leave now , I am currently in the Lisbon docks . The guys are waiting , there is serious business :grouphug: we are heading for .

 

BuBi

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if # of stars is the factor there is only 1 answer

 

Peninsula Bangkok

guarenteed bragging rights in any Bangers hotel "mine has more stars than yours".

 

although the Nana short time hotel is a better location w/ more ammenities & is about the same price.

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the correct weapon for true star mongers would be ..

credit cards or gold coins from either end of the '8 series' German car of your choice.

 

I'd enjoy & have frequently considered the highest room at the Byoke (sp) for a practice hunny boom.

 

what are the multi 10k Thb beach resorts like?

 

wonder what the amenities are at the Brad-Jolina retreat in Zimbawee?

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Bill,

 

Once upon a time, there was a stranger who dared post on this board the question: "Where in the land of BKK is the fairest hotel?"

 

Many answered. Most with such nonsense as I have seen this day: Hyatt :: JW Marriott/Conrad - Barbarians the lot; Novotel; - Bleeding, Blaspheming, Bastards.

 

You were so gracious as to advise that one's stay should not be marred by lowering one's standards beyond the magical gardens of the Oriental.

 

Sir: I shall meet you at dawn at Lumpini Park - where the rightous keepers of the Penninsula shall remand the barbaric hordes of the Oriental back to their hellish slum.

 

Most graciously,

Searcher

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