buddha Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 I'm in Love with a bargirl!!!!! Met her last weekend....barfined her two nights in a row this weekend. This is pretty serious for me...in many regards it is the most serious relationship ! have been in since 2001. She could be that girl....Reasons why I love her..... She is great in bed. I mean great [it takes two by the way] Gives a good massage. Doesn't charge an arm and a leg. We both remembered each others names a week after we met. Has gorgeous hands and feet. Can clean an apartment like nobodys business. Doesn't snore but makes cutesy bargirl noises when waking. Dresses like a GTG [doremon t-shirt, jeans, and slippers]. Is both really sexy and adorable. Screams my name [this MUST impress the Thai neighbors] in the Heat of passion, and I mean screams. She changed the whole Dynamic of my living situation last night with one 30 second Blood curdling 'dokling I lub yooooooooo'. Offered to do my laundry. She made me sick from smooching [the flu] last week, I rallied and gave it back to her this weekend, with a touch of fever. I just left her alone in the apartment when I went down to throw in a colored load of wash [self made men do their own laundry], she didn't steal anything, and was already trying to do a presoak of my whites. She turned her own phone off when she came into the room. Get this....she walks into the bathroom and sees that i haven't flushed the toilet, does she make a noise, does she say something about me being a little boy??? No she flushes the toilet, takes a shower, and praises me on my excellent supply of luxury toiletry items. A direct quote: 'OHHHHH, GOOOOOD!!!' Do I need to go on? Sounds incredible right? Like I said in another thread I tossed away the rulebook this weekend, dove off the wagon, got super hammered and barfined her for an unprecedented, back to back, yes two nights in a row, HAPPY HOUR..... In addition I brought her to the home court where commenced a legendary JJSUSHI-esque pounding that brought down the house, or at least woke everyone up in the building. Ya gotta love the 'screamer'. I got a standing ovation from the drunkards outside who play the tamborine and drink shit thai liquor all weekend long. Even the frogs in the shit ass bog across the street shut the fuck up for a second. ahhhhhh, Loooooovvvvvveeeeeeeeee....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bkkbound04 Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Doesn't snore but makes cutesy bargirl noises when waking. What are cutesy bargirl noises... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddha Posted September 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 oy - would be the most prevelent. But any tonal groaning noises one could associate with 'I still need to sleep'.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddha Posted September 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 wow....trouble in paradise.....she used more shampoo and mouthwash in one session than i have used in the three months i have been here.....hopefully I can get over this ONE hump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaiLuk Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 You only humped her once? Some guys really fall in love fast. I would at least wait until she brings her toothbrush over. And her kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 You only humped her once? Some guys really fall in love fast. I would at least wait until she brings her toothbrush over. And her kids. And the Thai husband and boyfriends.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaiLuk Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 IMO it is perfectly fine to fall in love with a thai girl before you meet her husband(s) or boyfriend(s). But the kids are another matter. You need to know if she has cute well behaved non-whining kids or not before you give your heart away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaiLuk Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Buddha: Does she have a sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanddawg1 Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Mama break leg can no work farm Father's motorbike no run Can no pay Mobile phone Cow very angry Buffalo dying Brother gay need sex change You give me 50K Baht!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2006 Report Share Posted September 17, 2006 Buddha: Does she have a sister? Don't they always....many of them in fact, who strangely appear when it's time to go out and drink someplace...if you're really lucky, you get to barfine her sister(s) too and then buy them drinks all night....ahhhh the wonders of P4P..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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