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Sounds great man!

Sounds like a keeper! Especially when you wrote about flushing the toilet I didn't needed more proof to know that she is different! The most girls would make you stand up from a comfy chair or a warm bed and would make you flush the toilet by yourself! She showed the real love!

 

Time to move the relationship on a new level!

Take a huge dump and don't flush the toilet again!

If she we will still flush it for you, you can be certain that she will be worth to pay at least 1 million baht sin sot, a new shiny car and a stash of gold!

 

Way to go buddha!

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Okay for the NAYSAYERS.....

 

So far outside of her original negotiated price she has not asked for money. For the price of two longtimes I have spent 65% of the weekend inside her.

 

She left 15 minutes ago.....The whole building is abuzz about former falang jai dee number 1. My approval rating has gone right down the toilet. Most of the older guys seem to be getting a kick out of it, but the staff on duty this afternoon let out several 'OY's and other 'shocked gutteral noises', then the whispering began......After seeing her off I entered the lobby to hushed whispers to which I announced 'She was HOT!!!'.

 

I hope I can make it work with her. ....At this point I am truly 100% bonkers, head over heels for this gal. My pidgeon thai and her 'liten bit' of english married together to form the most barbaric of communication patterns. What a kisser. I am taking the week off to think about it but I am already sizing up marriage services in Pattaya....I figure get the marriage and honeymoon outta the way in a convenient spot.....I hear great things about Pattaya....

 

How should I approach this? I have given her the mobile # in hopes that she will start calling me at 2 am on nights when she has no customer. She was upset that I choose to come to the bar the second night, at 12:30 and pay bar kha. Now was she going to blow me off or does she really want me to hang onto my 500 baht notes.

 

I may need stick to investigate.

 

I am already planning to cheat on her with a number of camelots castle girls [deserves a look] but I think she is the one. I am ready for the long haul.

 

At any rate I am *SURE* that because of my sexual prowess [apple cider vinegar folks available at foodland] she will stop charging me by next week.....

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Ok, first i think you need to stop sniffing the glue....

 

second, prepare yourself for a fall.

 

third experience previously mentioned fall.

 

Then return to bagging a variety of girls, which will mean you will soon forget her....rejoice in the experience.....

 

Is she a patpong girl??

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Yes a patponger....one of those gems that still managed to look great in her ill fitting poorly designed gogo outfit, then looked better than could be expected in what could only be described as pajamas when she 'I GO CHANGE'....

 

....Now lets talk about this because this is a make or break point in the relationship with me. If she comes back wearing jeans that are 8 inches too long, ripped to shreds in the back because she is standing on them in high heels, and a tube top this is only a one time thing.

 

NOTE: If I am shelling out for stunner material then the fucking purse better match the shoes. Fuck it I'll eat the barfine and console myself at soi 33 in a fucking second.

 

Okay so on night number one she comes back in a matching set of pajamas and slippers with like a fuzzy teddy bear back pack. It looked as if I had just barfined a 10 year old on their way to a slumber party with cindy brady [note: cindy brady became a porn star]. She managed to convince me she had on something sexy underneath and we headed off to the Hotel I had reserved in advance.

 

They offered me a bottle of hot milk at the front desk to a quorus of narak, narak, narak.....ARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

 

The one word that I feel is overused if used once.

 

Wow, what a fucking body. Thats what she had underneath her halloween get up. Perhaps the smoothest light cocoa colored skin of all time. Ample breasts, lips, batty eyes, a nice set of natural-perfectly shaped eyebrows [a real treat], and of course the nicest personality I have ever stumbled upon in thailand.

 

She told me she loved me after she 'finished' the second time. She also accussed me of taking a viagra, truly a nice ego boost.

 

Anyway she has already violated our agreement that I would not come into the bar this week. I figured the healthiest way to start this beautiful relationship was to just cherry pick for a while. If you don't get a customer SMS me and then COME OVER. She just SMS'd me to let me know that she missed me 'MAK MAK' and that I should come to the bar whenever......I can see it's going to be hard to keep me seperated from her.

 

I'm going to make this work if it's the last thing I do....

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Dear Mr B,

 

I have a horrible feeling you may have encountered someone i know...in which case run for the hills....she is producing an Oscar winning performance....like she did with me....i'm sure you already knew this, as i'm sure you would not fall for the whole cutsie carring routine....but just in case you don't...

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