Fiery Jack Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Watching the England-Spain disaster last week, got me to musing about England's pint-sized ball-dribbling jinkster Mr Shaun Wright-Phillips. Being a black feller, you'd imagine that he'd have a pretty big cock but, then again, being only a borderline-midget 3 foot 6 (105cm) from studs to afro, you'd figure he'd be a stick on for a man toting a tiddler. I wonder which it is? Any ideas, lads? Wonder which premier league soccer star's got the biggest knob? Are there any stats on the internet for this? Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank would definitely be in with a shout by the cut of his jib, or maybe Darrius Vassel with his porn-movie gait and looks? Sol Campbell? David James has got notoriously huge hands: 6 foot 6, and looks like he's had a touch of the tarbrush. He could be a nice outside bet too. :smirk: As could drunk-driver Mr Jermaine Pennant, notorious coke-fiend and ladies man. :hubba: And the smallest cock in the top flight? Well, Japanese playmaker Hide Nakata's not around any more, so maybe Man United's diminutive Korean import Pak Jee Sun might be stepping up to the podium for that award? Or isn't there a chinaman in Man City's ranks? Man City's fiery Scots brawler Paul "You looking at me, pal?" Dickov's a small man: boozed-up coked-up pussy chaser too. Him and his mates gang-banged that bird in Spain who later claimed they'd raped her, then withdrew the allegations. (His missus has got a face like smashed lamp post, like, right enough.) Maybe old Dick-off's toting a "short fuse" down his shorts as well as in his head and carries on like he does to compensate? What do you reckon, fellers? I'm not a poof, like. jack PS. Maybe this should go in the Sports section? Please shift it if so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglesoup Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 not sure FJ. Good post. Its 7 in the morning here in the Uk and I m just getting to bed...when i got up this morning this topic wasnt top of the list of things to think about before bed but what the hell... i dont know but I rememeber Patrick veira was supposed to be the best hung. He didnt get the name "le sausage" for nothing. I read this in the Sun. Another great piece of investigative journalism from the Sun... the only one i heard was Viera,or le sausage. And I m not talking chipolata here, I m talking one of those curly fucking snake like salami you see in a delicatessen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junglesoup Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Yep, the more I think about it the more it makes sense. Most players hated getting tackled from behind by Viera,apart from roy Keane. So that says something... I also hear he he liked to dribble alot...Also alot of the goal keepers didnt like to see Viera in their box...again, that could be used as evidence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian2 Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 I can't imagine anyone with a big cock playing soccer but I suppose one or two might sneak in. Rumour has it that every West Indies cricket tour of England spoils a whole generation of Pommy sheilas for all other men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Dion Dublin was well respected in the Man Utd showers........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 Dion Dublin was well respected in the Man Utd showers........ I heard that was because he liked dropping the soap .........oh and one for TB seeing he's MIA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooNoi Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Not a player, but I think Neil Warnock's got the biggest cock... but it's on his shoulders. What a twat. Don't know why, but I reckon Thierry Henry would have a hum-dinger. As would Kewell, Cahill, Neill, Emerson etc... just coz they're Australian, so having a huge cock for these guys is just normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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