elef Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Hillbilly Medical Terms Benign ................. What you be after you be eight. Bacteria ............... Back door to cafeteria. Barium ................. What doctors do when patients die. Cesarean Section ....... A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan ................ Search for Kitty. Cauterize .............. Made eye contact with her. Colic .................. A sheep dog. Coma ................... A punctuation mark. D&C .................... Where Washington is. Dilate ................. To live long. Enema .................. Not a friend. Fester ................. Quicker than someone else. Fibular ................ A small lie. G.I.Series ............. World Series of military baseball. Hangnail ............... What you hang your coat on. Impotent ............... Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain ............. Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff .......... A Doctor's cane. Morbid ................. A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates ............... Cheaper than day rates. Node ................... I knew it. Outpatient ............. A person who has fainted. Pap Smear .............. A fatherhood test. Pelvis ................. Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative ......... A letter carrier. Recovery Room .......... Place to do upholstery. Rectum ................. Damn near killed him. Secretion .............. Hiding something. Seizure ................ Roman emperor. Tablet ................. A small table. Terminal Illness ....... Getting sick at the airport. Tumor .................. More than one. Urine .................. Opposite of mine. Varicose ............... Near by/close by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted April 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Here's some quotes from a movie that must have been filmed in Tennessee. Mountain Man: Looks like we got us a sow here instead of a boar Mountain Man: I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee! Bobby: Weee! Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee! Bobby: Weee! Mountain Man: What do you want to do now? Toothless Man: [grinning] He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he? Mountain Man: Ain't that the truth. Toothless Man: [to Ed] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boy. And you better pray real good. Name of movie? Really difficult! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALHOLK Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Deliverance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanddawg1 Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 How do you tell the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says â??Hey you get off my cloudâ? The Scotsman says â??Hey McCloud get off my eweâ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dave32 Posted August 11, 2011 Report Share Posted August 11, 2011 How do ya know when you're stayin' in a Tennessee hotel? When ya call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink" and the clerk replies, "Go ahead". Q: What has 6 teeth and is 1km long? A: The line at the Tennessee unemployment office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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