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First of all there is an obvious typo in line 13, which should read,

 

"the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Scots cram into a toilet and the three Englishmen cram into another"

 

The joke is not a laugh your cock off type of joke, it's more of a subtle joke (and this probably explains Mekongs problem) which would warrant more of a subdued chortle rather than a hearty laugh. However neither reaction should occur prior to the words "tickets please".

 

Hope this helps.

 

 

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If that was the case, then I can only assume that the Edinburgh jocks were Hearts or Hibs fans going to watch their team play either Rangers or Celtic in Glasgow. What the feck were the English fans doing. Did they support either Hearts or Hibs and if they did, what the feck where they doing living in Edinburgh?

 

Torneyboy has got some explaining to do :mad:

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Teddy, the football match was a 'friendly' international between Scotland and England which was being played at Hampden Park in Glasgow. The Englishmen had taken the GNER service from London to Edinburgh the previous day, before travelling through to Glasgow on match day. They were staying in Edinburgh because they felt a lot safer there.

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