The_Munchmaster Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she says. 'Yes.' he says. 'You can go and play with the other kids you know.' she says. 'It's best I stay here.' he says. 'Why?' says the blonde. 'Because I am the f#cking goalie' replies the boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Scrutinizer Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 One of your better ones :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 The one about Ghandi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayRay Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 The goalie ..classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayRay Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Oops, saw that the golden retriever joke was already posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 No harm done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumsoda Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. maybe I'm a sick bastard....BUT...that was farkn brilliant.....555555555555555555555555 Munchie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Zeppelin Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 Two Irish couples decide to have a swinging party. After two hours of hot sex, Paddy asks "I wonder how the girls are getting on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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