The_Munchmaster Posted April 9, 2009 Report Share Posted April 9, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 A crusty old biker out on a long ride in the country pulled up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere. He parked his bike and walked inside. As he passed through the swinging doors, he saw a sign over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 The biker walked up to the bar and beckoned to the sexy, big titted gal serving drinks to a couple of weathered farmers. She came over, plunked her boobs down on the bar and flashed a knowing smile. "What can I do for you?" she asked in a come-on voice. The biker ogled her a bit, then spoke. "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" She stared into his eyes and purred, "Yes, I am." The biker leaned over and whispered into her ear: "Wash your hands real good, 'cause I want a cheeseburger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Since it is Easter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Oh dear.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 I just saw one of those Harry Potter films. A bit unrealistic if you ask me, I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 A Scot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamokhamok Posted April 10, 2009 Report Share Posted April 10, 2009 Another Easter Message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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