Flashermac Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 A little known fact: The first testicular guard "cup" was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 A guy was sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama came on TV. He said, "Obama is a horse's ass." The man standing beside him punched him in the face, then stomped out. The guy got up, rubbing his cheek, and ordered another beer. Shortly afterwards, Michelle Obama appeared on the TV. The guy said, "She is a horse's ass too!" Another man grabbed his shoulder, spun him around, punched him on the other side of his face, and then stomped out. The guy clambered back onto his stool and said to the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?" "Nope," replied the bartender, "horse country." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cavanami Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Hey!!!! that was my class!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 And we know which one you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseafan Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear upkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in zeforst plas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakai Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Was sagen Sie? Exzellent Chelseafan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unit731 Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Was ist der nächste? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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