Torneyboy Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Yep ..not bad.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 Must have been Phil Lynott who told that joke. The only black Irish guy I can think of. Good one, though. What about O'Bama? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said 'If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first?' The Englishman piped up. 'B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham', he said. 'That's no use, Trevor' said the speech therapist, 'whose next?' The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out 'P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley'. 'That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy ?' The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out ' London '. 'Brilliant, Paddy' said the speech therapist and immediately set about honouring her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said .................... '-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Rolf Harris has done the artwork for Michael Jackson's latest tour. As a thank you Jacko has promised to do two little boys at the end of each gig... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayjann Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Rolf Harris has done the artwork for Michael Jackson's latest tour. As a thank you Jacko has promised to do two little boys at the end of each gig... Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pom Michael Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Sorry, but even with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolf_Harris I don't get it. I undersand the MJ and two little boys - but how does it relate to Rolf Harris???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pom Michael Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Sorry, but even with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolf_Harris I don't get it. I undersand the MJ and two little boys - but how does it relate to Rolf Harris???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 In 1969, during a tour of Arnhem Land with his wife and daughter, Rolf briefly stayed with a man called Ted Egan. Ted sung him this song, which Rolf recorded on tape. When he got back to England and talked his television producer into using the song, Rolf discovered he had lost the tape! Rolf rang Ted, twelve thousand miles away in Canberra, and got him to sing the song over the phone. Alan Braden arranged the song for the TV show, and the audience reaction was so marvellous that Rolf decided to record it. This song was top of the hit parade for seven weeks over Christmas 1969. Two little boys Two little boys had two little toys Each had a wooden horse Gaily they played each summer's day Warriors both of course One little chap then had a mishap Broke off his horse's head Wept for his toy then cried with joy As his young playmate said Did you think I would leave you crying When there's room on my horse for two Climb up here Jack and don't be crying I can go just as fast with two When we grow up we'll both be soldiers And our horses will not be toys And I wonder if we'll remember When we were two little boys Long years had passed, war came so fast Bravely they marched away Cannon roared loud, and in the mad crowd Wounded and dying lay Up goes a shout, a horse dashes out Out from the ranks so blue Gallops away to where Joe lay Then came a voice he knew Did you think I would leave you dying When there's room on my horse for two Climb up here Joe, we'll soon be flying I can go just as fast with two Did you say Joe I'm all a-tremble Perhaps it's the battle's noise But I think it's that I remember When we were two little boys Do you think I would leave you dying There's room on my horse for two Climb up here Joe, we'll soon by flying Back to the ranks so blue Can you feel Joe I'm all a tremble Perhaps it's the battle's noise But I think it's that I remember When we were two little boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!†Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours!†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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