Hamokhamok Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Come on lads - where are all the Michael Jackson jokes. Maybe a new thread is needed for them. Get loading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted June 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Tried that in the news thread :content: According to his lawyers Micheal's will contained a clause where a commorative toy whistle shaped like himself was to be released after his death. He thought it only fair the kids had a chance to blow him for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamokhamok Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson - Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamokhamok Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 1: Michael Jackson did not have a heart attack. Apparently, he went to LA children's hospital and had a stroke. 2: Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down and make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change... 3: New reports indicate Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating some 12 year old nuts. 4: Michael Jackson's dying wish was to have his ashes scattered through a bowl of cornflakes, just so he could go through the ar5e of little children one last time..... 5: Conspiracy theory is that he was hit by... no, he was struck by..... a smooth criminal 6: Cause of death: a) sunshine? moonlight? c) good times? d) boogie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teddy Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 In the ongoing investigation, police think they have discovered what triggered the heart attack, they believe he may have fallen over a childs pram. But they say it is too early to blame it on the buggie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 A woman holding a baby gets on a bus. The bus driver looks at them and says, "Damn, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" In a huff the woman slams her money into the fare box and goes to the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sees that she is agitated and asks what's wrong. "The bus driver insulted me!" she fumes. "That's outrageous!" says the man. "He's a public servant and shouldn't be insulting passengers." "You're right!" the woman says, "I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "You do that," replies the man. "I'll hold your monkey." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torneyboy Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Monkey = pussy, so I'll be holding yur pussy while you chat up the bus driver??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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