The_Munchmaster Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 A gypsy girl sent the following email to an agony Aunt: "I am 12 years old and haven't had sex yet, do you think my brother is queer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 My missus has just gone into hospital with 2 black eyes and a broken jaw! It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled?" "No" she replies, "it’s just regular porn you sick bastard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 A biker goes to the Doctor with hearing problems. The Doctor says, "Can you describe the symptoms to me" and the biker replies, "Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Honestly some folk will take offence at anything. I met a bloke with no legs at the bus stop this morning and all I asked was "how are you getting on?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this yours?" she asked. "Probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 They reckon that beer contains female hormones and I think they're right. After 8 pints I talk shit and can't drive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I said, "How can you tell them apart?" He replied, "Her brothers got a moustache!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 What’s the difference between Basil Brush and a Pakistani with a rucksack? The Pakistani with a rucksack only goes "Boom" once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTO Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Love the twin one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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