khunsanuk Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Hi, Found them, was not offended , but didn't think even one of them was slightly funny. Sanuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 You have to hear his voice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pasathai1 Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 what do they squeeze on gilbert to get that duck sound out of him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chelseafan Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 In Hindsight I should of put on my facebook account "Engine screwed, Headgasket blown, car a complete write-off" rather than "just fucked a 13 year old escort". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous God Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 The gay cowboy A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was a gay Mexican and the other a drunk gringo. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. The gay guy proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally the ranch hand returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her."Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavanami Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Sounds like a true story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelgianBoy Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 My mother in law is an angel said one friend to another..... You're lucky, replied the friend, mine'is still alive.... BB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted April 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Kate Middleton aske the Queen if she had any advice for her to which the Queen replied...."where a seatbelt" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous God Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 where was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamokhamok Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 My mate ran the marathon dresssed as an historicall tampon... He didn`t say which period he was from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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