The_Munchmaster Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's love juice?" Dad looks horrified so tells Billy all about sex. Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. Dad says, "So what were you watching?" "Wimbledon" Billy replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Munchmaster Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?" Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humour!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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163 Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Essex girl goes out on the town, big night out, usual story, drunk and disorderly, gets into a knife fight, gets shanked, blood everywhere, goes to A&E. Doctor examines here but can't find the wound. He says, 'I don't know where you're bleeding from.' She says, 'I'm from bleedin' Billericay, inn'I, now f***** sew me up, you c***.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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