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Mekong Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 The Queen visits a Scottish army hospital and visits ward A. Inside is a Scots soldier lying on his front with a cage and a blanket over his bum. The Queen turns to the Sergeant Major who is escorting her through the hospital and asks: “Sergeant, what is this soldier in hospital for?” "Ma'am he is suffering from a terrible case of piles." "Oh dear" replies the Queen "And what’s the treatment for that?" "Wire brush and Dettol three times a day". Turning to the soldier she asks " And do you have any ambition left in life?" "Aye Ma'am, I want tae beat this terrible affliction and get back to serve my Queen and Country" he replies "That's very commendable of you " she says and pins a medal of honour on his bum. She moves onto the second patient and asks the Sergeant Major “What is this man in for?" “I’ve no sympathy for this man, a self-inflicted wound, he has a venereal disease.” "And what’s the treatment for that?" "Wire Brush and Dettol three times a day, Ma’am". Turning to the soldier she asks " And do you have any ambition left in life?" "Aye Ma'am, I want tae beat this terrible affliction and get back to serve my Queen and Country" he replies "That's very commendable of you " she says and pins a medal of honour on his chest. She moves onto the last patient and asks him “What are you in hospital for?" The soldier replies in a croaky voice "Tonsillitis" The Queen, quite relieved asks "And what’s the treatment for that?" "Wire Brush and Dettol three times a day ma'am "comes the croaky reply" "Oh, but isn’t that awfully painful?" She gasps. "Whatever it takes to beat this affliction and get back to serving My Queen And Country" He Says Proudly "And Do You Have any ambition left in life?" she asks. "Aye," the man replies "I like to get the Wire brush and Dettol before those two other dirty bastards!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted February 20, 2022 Report Share Posted February 20, 2022 Hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 I am sure KS can relate to this, that is if he didn’t write the list himself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Penis is hungry Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Excellent, I've heard nearly all of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 Whilst not a programmer as such, My “Go To” is a take on #15 ”What Did You Do Wrong?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coss Posted February 21, 2022 Report Share Posted February 21, 2022 As some one who served, as an admin, and a programmer pro tempore, for a time, EBE is the major cause of most all issues. Error between Ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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