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My Penis is hungry Posted December 27, 2022 Report Share Posted December 27, 2022 How to sail a boat 1 figure out where you want to go 2 wherever that is, DO NOT aim the boat in that direction 3 aim the boat in some other direction any other direction 4 trust me this is how sailors sail 5 they are very heavy drinkers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Coss Posted December 31, 2022 Report Share Posted December 31, 2022 Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you’ve gained. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. Gargoyle (n.), gross olive-flavored mouthwash. Flatulance (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. Pokemon (n.), a Rastafarian proctologist. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. Foreploy (n): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. Skilljoy (n.): The would-be friend who’s a bit better than you at everything. Percycution (n.): Giving your child a name he will hate for the rest of his life. Coughin (n.): A small enclosure designed especially for smokers. Typochondriac (adj.): A paranoid proofreader. Ignorial (n.): A monument that nobody visits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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