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A police officer stopped at the farm yesterday "i need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs."
I said "Ok.. That's all good, but don't go in that field over there"..
The officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me!" Reaching into his pocket, the arrogant officer pulled out his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this badge?!.. This badge means i am allowed to go wherever i wish.. On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?"..
I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my chores. A short time later, i heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the officer running for his life, being chased by my big mean bull.. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get smoked before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.. I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs..
"Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"

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