Flashermac Posted July 2, 2007 Report Share Posted July 2, 2007 (edited) A man had just settled into his window seat on a plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and promptly placed his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat between them. The man looked quizzically at the dog and asked why it was allowed on the plane. The stranger explained that he was a DEA agent, and that this was a highly trained drug-sniffing dog. "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work." The plane took off, and once it had leveled, the agent said turned and said, "Watch this." He told Sniffer to search. Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm. The agent said, "Good boy!" He turned and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will arrest her when we land." "That's pretty neat" replied the first man. Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his seat, and placed two paws on the agent's arm. The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police." "I like it!" said his seat mate. The agent then told Sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a while, sat down for a moment, then came racing back to the agent. Sniffer jumped into the middle seat and began crapping all over it! The first man was outragged out by this behavior and asked the agent, "What the hell is going on?" The agent replied quite nervously, "Sniffer just found a bomb!" Edited July 2, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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