Al Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 the "spreadeagled" made me remember this joke: ---- Superman and Batman ran in to each other, flying over Metroplis. Superman said to Batman, "you know, I was flying by Lois Lane's the other night, and with my X-Ray vision, I could see her lying on the bed spreadeagled, with the wildest expression on her face.". "Wow, that would make me horny" said Batman. "It sure did. So I flew down, right through her window and started shagging". "I will bet she was surprised" said Batman. Superman then said, "She was, but not as much as the Invisible Man". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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