Flashermac Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 An older gentleman had a toothache. Naturally, he went to the dentist. The dentist looked and said the tooth had to come out. He started preparing a shot of Novocain. "No needles!" the startled patient said. "I can't stand needles!" "How about some nitrous oxide gas?" the dentist asked. "No! Anything covering my face and I panic. I feel like I am going to have a heart attack. No gas!" "Do you have any problem with pills?" the dentist finally asked. "Uh, no," the patient says. "A pill would be fine." "All right, said the doc. "I'm going to give you a Viagra tablet." "Viagra?" the patient asked. "I didn't know Viagra was a painkiller." "It's not, but it'll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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