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"Watch and you'll see," says one of the Scotsmen. When they board the train the three Scots cram into a toilet and the three Scots cram into another one nearby.

 

Always proof read your punchline ... its what makes a joke work!

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Quite right Teddy, you can't have the punchline before the end of the joke. What the feck is Mekong on about (apart from the obvious mistake in that particular line of the joke)?

 

 

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OK lets put it in simple English

 

Tickets Please as a stand alone punchline is not funny but

 

The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Scots leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Englishmen are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

could be considered funny.

 

But since there were Scots in each restroom where did one of the Scots go to knock on the Door of the Englismens restroom, they were not even on the Train!

 

 

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OK lets put it in simple English

 

Tickets Please as a stand alone punchline is not funny but

 

The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Scots leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the Englishmen are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

could be considered funny.

 

But since there were Scots in each restroom where did one of the Scots go to knock on the Door of the Englismens restroom, they were not even on the Train!

 

 

The 'Punchline' is the part of the joke where one laughs. If you started laughing before you got to "ticket, please", you must have a strange sense of humour.

 

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The 'Punchline' is the part of the joke where one laughs. If you started laughing before you got to "ticket, please", you must have a strange sense of humour.

 

I did not Laugh due to the poor delivery of the (non) joke

 

Now if you Laughed it must be your sense of humour that is in question, or maybe ones lack of ability to comprehend the written word in front of you. :D

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