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A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and

ordered a glass of champagne..


The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of



'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for me....

I am celebrating'


'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the



'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man

asked, 'What are you celebrating?'


'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my

gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'


'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years

all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized



'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'


'I used a different cock,' he replied.


The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

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