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Of course he would, because Scots have class. He would step over them, pick up the whisky and, while gazing at their beautiful bodies and deciding what would be the best position with which to pleasure them all at the same time, slowly drink the whisky, savouring every last drop of nectar and comparing it to the juices that would soon be flowing from the wet pussies in front of him, then disrobe and shag them.

 

An Aussie would of course fall flat on his face, in his urgency to get his strides off while still wearing his shoes, and make a right arse of himself.

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Of course he would, because Scots have class. He would step over them, pick up the whisky and, while gazing at their beautiful bodies and deciding what would be the best position with which to pleasure them all at the same time, slowly drink the whisky, savouring every last drop of nectar and comparing it to the juices that would soon be flowing from the wet pussies in front of him, then disrobe and shag them.

 

An Aussie would of course fall flat on his face, in his urgency to get his strides off while still wearing his shoes, and make a right arse of himself.

 

Aye, classy lots the Jocks aren't they :shakehead:shakehead:shakehead

 

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Of course he would' date=' because Scots have class. He would step over them, pick up the whisky and, while gazing at their beautiful bodies and deciding what would be the best position with which to pleasure them all at the same time, slowly drink the whisky, savouring every last drop of nectar and comparing it to the juices that would soon be flowing from the wet pussies in front of him, then disrobe and shag them.

 

An Aussie would of course fall flat on his face, in his urgency to get his strides off while still wearing his shoes, and make a right arse of himself.[/quote']

 

Aye, classy lots the Jocks aren't they :shakehead:shakehead:shakehead

 

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What a sad sad sorry lot :D

 

Glad i am Aussie :neener:

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When I first saw the picture of the guy with the red CK underwear I thought it was Candyfloss! There's definitely a striking resemblance when he hasn't shaved for a few days.

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Have you herd about the new Bar Girl mood ring?

It turns blue when she's in a good mood,

and leaves a red mark in the middle of your forehead when she's not.

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