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I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this.

CONDOM HISTORY - Interesting piece of history!

In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

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I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this.

CONDOM HISTORY - Interesting piece of history!

In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.

In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

 

Very funny, spilt my coffee !

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Wrong answer:- Be sure your sins will find you out!!

 

 

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

 

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

 

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

 

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

 

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

 

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

 

WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

 

HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan).

 

WIFE: Would you live in our house?

 

HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.

 

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

 

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

 

WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?

 

HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new.

 

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

 

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

 

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

 

HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

 

WIFE: - silence - -

 

HUSBAND: ----F*ck......

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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.'

The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?'

The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'

The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'

The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'

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