Mekong Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?" I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb." MM That made me spit coffee on my screen, cant. For those suffering from long term memory loss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hamokhamok Posted September 26, 2013 Report Share Posted September 26, 2013 Now you've been told. Keep your snatch under wraps at all times and if possible keep your hand on it too. Or at least make sure someone has their hand on it for fear of getting it snatched out of your hand. Nothing as bad as a snatched snatch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashermac Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bust Posted September 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2013 Just think he was once our Prime Minister.......he definately had that true Aussie Spirit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huumlaar Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Brilliant, mind you Hayden would have should have been the PM, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BelgianBoy Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Medical Terms Irish Definition Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - What doctors do when patients die Benign - What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome Cat scan - Searching for Kitty Cauterize - Made eye contact with her Colic - A sheep dog Coma - A punctuation mark Dilate - To live long Enema - Not a friend Fester - Quicker than someone else Fibula - A small lie Impotent - Distinguished, well known Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane Morbid - A higher offer Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days Node - I knew it Outpatient - A person who has fainted Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative - A letter carrier Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery Rectum - Nearly killed him Secretion - Hiding something Seizure - Roman Emperor Tablet - A small table Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport Tumour - One plus one more Urine - Opposite of you're out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamokhamok Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 The old ones are the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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