Coss Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Fox News, a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Flashermac Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 John Oliver could have replied with equal nastiness and said there's a parallel universe where Stephen Hawking is healthy and fit. Wisely, he did not. Meanwhile ... A North Carolina State Trooper pulled a car over on I-40 about 2 miles south of Raleigh. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a juggler and was on his way to do a show at the Shrine Circus in Dunn. He didn't want to be late. The trooper said he was fascinated by juggling and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he'd sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While he was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper went to the patrol car, opened the door, and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, “You might as well take my ass to jail, 'cause there ain't no way in hell I can pass that test.†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted January 26, 2015 Report Share Posted January 26, 2015 The scene is set, the night is cold, the campfire is burning and the stars twinkle in the dark night sky... Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting round a campfire near Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of tall tales begins.... Kiven, the kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest heng glider dude there us. Why, just the other day, I linded in a field and scared a crocodile thet got loose from the swamp. Et ate sux men before I wrestled ut to the ground weth my bare hends end beat ut's bliddy 'ed un. Jerry from South Africa typically can't stand to be bettered. "Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight on a tiny treck, ind a fifteen foot Namibian desert snike slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grebbed thet borsted with my bare hinds and tore it's head orf ind sucked the poison down in one gulp. Ind I'm still here today". Bruce the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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