My Penis is hungry Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Yes! Dutch - in order to learn it you need to gargle while talking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted September 18, 2016 Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 Tantric Sex The Movie - Not Coming Soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 A young boys father was a dustman, but the kid didn't like his dad collecting him from school. It's not that he was ashamed his father was a dustman, he just didn't know which day he was going to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 A guy couldn't count to ten in French. "Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept ... arghhhhhh @#!!". He suffered from a huit allergy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 When an foreign news interviewer put it to a military commander "Surely the assassination of Bin Laden will turn him from terrorist to martyr?". The commander replied "You say to martyr we say tomato". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 A story going around that the tennis player Roger Federer was originally called Roger Feder, but he met another guy called Roger Feder so he changed his surname as he was determined to be Federer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Palatkik Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 A grief councilor died recently but luckily he was so good no one gave a shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palatkik Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 A old guy was feeling close to death, so to complete his bucket list he went and got himself an oily back massage. After that he went downhill quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekong Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Palatik Don't give up your day job at the Christmas Cracker Factory! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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