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1. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.


2. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


4. A backward poet writes inverse.


5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.


6. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'


7. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.


8. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'


9. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.


10. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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